Dip
Guacamole Mexican Apron - I Know the Guac Is Extra but So Am I
Guacamole mexican apron - White text above green guacamole bowl and halved avocado
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Guacamole Mexican Apron - I Know the Guac Is Extra but So Am I is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'I KNOW THE GUAC IS EXTRA BUT SO AM I' puts white lettering across the front panel, and the words read as a confident declaration of personality rather than just a food preference. Wearing it signals to friends and family that you have a sense of humor about your own excesses, and this specific design was made for the diner who never settles for a small portion of dip.
What You Are Looking At
Three lines of white text stack at the top of the black bib apron, creating a bold header for the illustration below. A bowl of guacamole in green sits next to a halved avocado showing its brown pit. These elements use only white, green, and brown to maintain a minimalist aesthetic. The composition belongs to the category of food-based puns often seen in casual dining culture. The text and image combine to form a single, cohesive joke about ordering extra sides.
The Right Person For It
A home cook wearing this black bib apron notices the pun before they notice the protective fabric. It makes a great funny Cinco De Mayo gift for a friend who loves tacos and nachos. The adjustable neck strap ensures the product stays comfortable during a long fiesta or dinner party. This specific apron fits the person who treats a meal like an event.
Details Worth Asking About
Is this apron a universal size? This product features a generous cut designed to fit most adults comfortably. The neck strap is adjustable, measuring between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a proper fit for various heights. Will the design survive washing? The printed ink is durable and resistant to fading during standard laundering cycles. You can machine wash the apron regularly without worrying about the white text losing its crispness. What does the text actually mean? The phrase references the common restaurant habit of requesting extra guacamole on a plate. It uses this food order as a metaphor for having an 'extra' personality or attitude.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dip aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these market-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit active traders, crypto investors, and finance workers who appreciate humor regarding market volatility. They are made for anyone who has experienced the stress of watching red charts and wants to laugh about it while cooking or working in the kitchen.
- What specific designs feature cryptocurrency themes?
- The collection includes the btc american flag apron and the bitcoin dip apron, which directly reference digital assets. Additionally, the dip ethereum apron targets holders of the second-largest cryptocurrency, providing a specialized design for those focused on the Ethereum ecosystem and its price movements.
- How do I choose between the different animal designs?
- Select the dip duck apron or dive duck apron if you prefer a playful approach to market downturns. These designs use cartoon ducks to symbolize falling prices, offering a softer, more humorous take compared to the direct text-based references found in the stock and cryptocurrency specific designs.
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