

Nacho Guacamole Apron Featuring a Cartoon Sombrero
Nacho guacamole apron - Sombrero filled with chips and text reading Nacho average Auntie
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Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Nacho Guacamole Apron Featuring a Cartoon Sombrero is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
nacho guacamole apron puts the phrase Nacho average Auntie across the front panel, and the text reads as a clever pun meaning not average at all. This design places a cartoon sombrero between the lines, and wearing it makes the wearer feel celebrated, and every aunt who loves chips knows this apron fits her perfectly.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
The artwork centers on a cartoon sombrero decorated with yellow, red, and green bands along its brim. Inside the wide rim of the hat, a cluster of triangular nacho chips sits piled high. Above this central image, the words Nacho average appear in bold white script, while the word Auntie anchors the composition below in a textured brush font. The layout creates a balanced vertical stack where the colorful hat acts as the visual bridge between the top and bottom text. Every element relies on the specific color palette of white, yellow, red, and green to maintain the festive aesthetic without adding extraneous details.
Where It Earns Its Keep
This nacho guacamole apron appeals directly to aunts who enjoy cooking or hosting family dinners. It serves as a funny gift idea for birthdays or holidays when you want to acknowledge her unique role in the family. You will likely see this worn during casual weeknight meals or festive gatherings where food and laughter take center stage.
Good To Know
What are the pocket dimensions? The two front pockets measure exactly 8 inches by 7 inches each, providing ample space for holding small tools. They are split in the middle to create separate compartments that keep items organized without cluttering the front panel.
How does the ink withstand washing? The print remains durable because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric holds the ink securely through repeated laundering. While the material starts stiff, it softens significantly after two or three washes, ensuring comfort increases alongside longevity.
Why is this design specific to an aunt? The phrase Nacho average Auntie functions exclusively as a familial title rather than a general compliment. The pun relies on the specific relationship term Auntie to transform a standard food joke into a personalized tribute meant only for that relative.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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