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Hate Kitty Cat Apron Features Two Cartoon Cats Facing Away
Hate kitty cat apron - Two cartoon cats facing away in grey and orange with text 'YOU HATE US CAUSE YOU ANUS!'
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Hate Kitty Cat Apron Features Two Cartoon Cats Facing Away is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
hate kitty cat apron puts the exact phrase 'YOU HATE US CAUSE YOU ANUS!' across the front panel, with the text split into one line above and one line below the drawing. The words read as a pun on the visual of two cats displaying their rear ends. Wearing it signals you appreciate irreverent humor about pet ownership, and cat lovers who enjoy cheeky jokes will feel this was made for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The artwork features two cartoon cats standing side-by-side facing away from the viewer in grey and orange. Off-white lettering frames the animals, with 'YOU HATE US' positioned above the tails and 'CAUSE YOU ANUS!' placed below their feet. The illustration uses a simple cartoon style with bold outlines defining the feline shapes against the dark background. This composition ties the visual pun directly to the printed text, creating a cohesive joke that relies on the specific pose of the subjects rather than generic animal imagery.
Days You Would Grab It
Cat owners and feline enthusiasts notice the specific reference to cat behavior and attitude first. This hate kitty cat apron serves as a perfect gift for someone who wears their love for pets with a sense of irony. It gets worn during messy kitchen tasks or laundry days when a bit of sass balances out the mundane work routine.
Before Buying
What is the neck strap length range? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate most adults. This generous cut ensures the apron fits securely over various body types without being too tight or loose around the neck area.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design remains durable through standard laundering cycles because the ink bonds deeply with the fabric surface. You can wash this product regularly without worrying about the cartoon details or the punny text fading prematurely.
Why is this design specific to this artwork? The humor relies entirely on the visual of two cats standing side-by-side facing away, which matches the printed text perfectly. No other design uses this specific combination of rear-facing poses and the accompanying pun, making it unique to this item.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Butt aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons are made for adults who enjoyed Beavis and Butt-Head during their youth. They also appeal to younger fans discovering the show today. Anyone who appreciates crude humor and 90s nostalgia will find these designs suitable for casual wear or gifting purposes.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The set includes designs featuring courtroom scenes, town references, and distressed aesthetics. You will find aprons highlighting specific character interactions and memorable quotes. Each piece focuses on different aspects of the animated series' visual style and comedic tone.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your favorite episode or catchphrase. If you prefer legal humor, try the judge theme. For location-based jokes, choose the McLovin reference. Consider whether you want a clean print or a distressed look to match your personal style preference.
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