Capricorn
Level Savage Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Zodiac Checklist
Level savage apron - Checklist graphic with Level of Savage Low Medium Capricorn text and checked box
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Level Savage Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Zodiac Checklist is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'level savage apron' puts 'LEVEL OF SAVAGE LOW MEDIUM CAPRICORN' across the front panel, and the text lands as a humorous checklist where only the zodiac sign is selected. Wearing it signals you operate outside standard social metrics, and friends who know your personality feel this was crafted specifically for your brand of blunt honesty.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
Printed in white and red ink, the design stacks text vertically down the center of the black bib. The words 'LEVEL OF' sit at the top above a solid red rectangle enclosing the word 'SAVAGE' in grey block letters. Three unchecked boxes labeled 'LOW', 'MEDIUM', and 'CAPRICORN' follow below, with only the final box marked by a white check. This typography-only layout uses the red accent to highlight the core concept before revealing the specific punchline through the selection. The arrangement mimics a formal rating system to deliver a sarcastic joke about astrological intensity.
Days You Would Grab It
Astrology enthusiasts notice the checked box next to 'CAPRICORN' immediately upon seeing this level savage apron. It serves as a perfect gift for someone who identifies strongly with their zodiac sign and enjoys dry humor. Wear it during casual gatherings or kitchen tasks when you want to communicate your attitude without saying a word.
Before Buying
What are the strap measurements for fit? The neck strap adjusts between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate most adults. This range ensures the apron sits correctly on various body types without slipping or pulling too tight during movement.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The white and red graphics are printed directly onto the fabric surface to resist fading. Standard washing cycles maintain the contrast between the black bib and the bright lettering without smudging the design.
Does the design show all three options checked? No, only the 'CAPRICORN' box contains a visible checkmark. The empty squares for 'LOW' and 'MEDIUM' emphasize that this zodiac sign represents a distinct category rather than a numeric level.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Capricorn aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these zodiac-themed aprons?
- These aprons suit individuals born between December 22 and January 19 who takes in ambition and responsibility. They also appeal to friends of Capricorns who admire their steadfastness and professional drive. The designs work well for anyone who appreciates astrology as a guide for personality traits rather than just entertainment.
- What specific themes are included in this Capricorn collection?
- The collection includes designs focusing on leadership rules, birthday celebrations, and the iconic goat symbol. You will find references to December birthdays and the disciplined nature of the sign. Some pieces add humor to the serious reputation, ensuring there is something for both solemn admirers and those who enjoy playful interpretations of the zodiac.
- How should I choose the best design from this set?
- Select a design based on whether you prefer serious nods to authority or lighter takes on personality. Those who value tradition might choose the rule-focused options. If you want to highlight social charm, look for the birthday variations. Consider the wearer's preference for subtle symbols versus bold statements when making your final decision.
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