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Murder Podcast Apron Featuring Red
Murder podcast apron - Red and white stacked typography reading MURDER - SHOWS & - COMFY Clothes in distressed block
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Murder Podcast Apron Featuring Red is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
murder podcast apron puts the phrase MURDER - SHOWS & - COMFY Clothes across the front panel, and the stacked typography reads as a sarcastic declaration of priorities. Wearing it signals that entertainment takes precedence over formal dining, and true crime fans who value comfort over presentation will feel this was made for them.
What The Print Says
The typography design uses red and white lettering in four stacked lines to create a visual hierarchy. The top line features bold, distressed red block letters spelling MURDER, while the second line displays white text with red hyphens flanking SHOWS &. The third line presents COMFY in large, textured white font, and the bottom line renders Clothes in flowing red script. This layout emphasizes the contrast between violent subject matter and domestic comfort through color blocking and font variation.
The Cook It Was Made For
True crime enthusiasts wear this while watching documentaries or podcasts during lazy weekends. A murder podcast apron serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays when the recipient values relaxation over traditional cooking aesthetics. It transforms kitchen time into viewing time by protecting clothes from spills without sacrificing the cozy aesthetic of loungewear.
Ordering Questions
What are the pocket dimensions on this apron?
The pockets measure exactly 8 x 7 inches each, providing ample space for holding small items like phones or kitchen tools. They are positioned at the front and split in the middle to allow easy access from either side without requiring the wearer to remove the garment.
How does the ink withstand repeated washing cycles?
The printed lettering maintains its integrity through multiple washes because the ink bonds with the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. The material stiffens initially but softens after two to three washes, ensuring the design remains vibrant and legible even after regular cleaning routines.
Why is this design specifically for comfort-focused viewers?
The phrase explicitly states COMFY Clothes rather than professional chef attire, targeting those who watch crime shows in sweatpants. This distinction separates it from standard kitchen wear by validating the choice to remain relaxed while performing domestic tasks, appealing directly to fans who prioritize comfort during their viewing habits.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Junkie aprons
- Who is the best audience for these aprons?
- These aprons suit individuals who appreciate dark humor and self-deprecating jokes about their daily habits. They are ideal for people who want to express their personality through clothing that acknowledges their reliance on specific routines or substances in a lighthearted way.
- What types of designs are included?
- The collection features various themes including coffee culture, aquatic life, and musical references. Designs range from leopard prints to distressed crosses, offering a mix of visual styles that all tie back to the central theme of obsession and ritualistic behavior in everyday life.
- How should I choose between similar designs?
- Consider whether you prefer text-based humor or illustrative art. Some designs focus on specific items like vinyl records or coffee cups, while others use abstract patterns. Choose the one that best reflects your personal sense of humor and the specific type of 'addiction' you wish to highlight.
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