
Funny Animal Cooking
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Owner cooking with dog apron - White bar chart showing bunny, cat, and dog owner silhouettes with text Level of Crazy
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Owner Cooking is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
owner cooking with dog apron puts a white bar chart across the front panel, and the words "LEVEL OF CRAZY" read as a sarcastic ranking of pet ownership. Wearing it signals that you accept the label of being the most obsessed animal caretaker, and dog lovers know exactly why this graphic was made for them.
A white bar chart dominates the center of the apron with three columns rising in height from left to right. Each column is topped with a simple silhouette of an animal: a sitting bunny, a seated cat, and a standing dog. Below these figures, the text identifies the groups as Bunny Owner, Cat Owner, and Dog Owner in a casual cartoon font. The visual progression implies that owning a dog represents the peak of eccentricity among pet keepers. This single composition turns a statistical graph into a joke about dedication.
Dog owners notice the tallest bar immediately when they look down at their chest. This apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who admits their pets are their whole life. You wear it while preparing family meals or tending to garden beds, turning routine chores into a moment of shared laughter with other animal fans.
What are the apron dimensions? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for your torso. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side, ensuring you can secure the garment comfortably regardless of your build.
How does the ink hold up in the wash? The white print is durable enough to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking. The design remains crisp and legible through many cycles because the pigment bonds securely to the fabric surface.
Why is the dog owner bar the tallest? The design visually asserts that dog owners sit at the very top of the crazy spectrum. The image shows the dog silhouette perched on the highest column, clearly distinguishing it from the lower positions of the cat and bunny owners below.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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