Animal Chicken Apron
US$19.95
Crazy Chicken
Level Chicken Apron Featuring a Bar Chart That Ranks Goat
Level chicken apron - Bar chart with black bars topped by dog, chicken, and goat silhouettes labeled under LEVEL
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Level Chicken Apron Featuring a Bar Chart That Ranks Goat is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
level chicken apron displays the phrase LEVEL OF CRAZY across the top panel, and a bar chart with three black bars topped by silhouettes reads as a sarcastic ranking of animal lovers. Wearing it signals you belong to the highest tier of obsession, and goat keepers who understand this specific hierarchy feel it was made for them.
The Print, Up Close
This level chicken apron features a minimalist bar chart where three solid black columns rise in increasing height from left to right. The shortest column supports a sitting dog silhouette labeled DOG PEOPLE below. The middle column holds a standing chicken silhouette labeled CHICKEN PEOPLE. The tallest column is topped by a goat silhouette labeled GOAT PEOPLE. This layout uses stark contrast to deliver sarcasm about which pet owners are truly unhinged.
Made For This Crowd
Farmers and backyard poultry keepers notice the goat placement first as a badge of honor. Gifting this level chicken apron to a goat mom acknowledges her unique dedication. It gets worn during market days or coop maintenance when showing affinity for livestock requires no explanation.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the waist fit various body sizes? Yes, the ties measure 42 inches on each side to accommodate different frames. This extra length ensures they can be tied securely in front regardless of torso width, providing a comfortable fit for everyone wearing the garment. Will the ink survive repeated laundering? The black print remains durable through standard washing cycles because it adheres deeply to the fabric surface. Minimal fading occurs over time, ensuring the bar chart stays sharp and readable even after many washes without special care requirements. Is the design specific to goat enthusiasts only? The artwork explicitly ranks goat people at the peak of crazy, distinguishing it from generic farm designs. Only those who identify with the tallest bar will fully appreciate the joke, making it a targeted statement rather than a broad animal print.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crazy Chicken aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these designs?
- These items suit backyard breeders and hobby farmers who take pride in their flock. They are made for anyone who enjoys displaying their love for poultry through humorous or smart apparel during farm visits or social gatherings.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection includes designs ranging from funny farmer motifs to fine chicken aesthetics. You will find options celebrating critters, cute farmers, and specific moments like the before chicken phase, catering to various aspects of poultry keeping.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your personal style and role. If you prefer humor, try the funny chicken apron. For a more refined look, choose the fine chicken apron. Consider gifting the chicken apron gift option to fellow enthusiasts.
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