

Pecker Hen Apron Featuring a Cartoon Rooster
Pecker hen apron - Two cartoon roosters with DON'T BE A PECKER text in black blue orange and red
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pecker Hen Apron Featuring a Cartoon Rooster is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pecker hen apron puts the phrase DON'T BE A PECKER across the front panel, and the words read as a pun on rooster behavior. Two cartoon roosters show one pecking the ground while the other stands upright to illustrate the joke. Wearing it signals that you appreciate farm humor without taking yourself too seriously, and chicken keepers who have watched their flock act out this exact scenario will feel this was made for them.
Reading The Design
The text DON'T BE A arches over the center of the panel in heavy black letters, sitting above two distinct rooster figures rendered in a cartoon style. One bird bends forward with its beak near the floor in a pecking motion, while the second rooster stands vertically beside it displaying blue wings, an orange neck, and red accents on its head. The word PECKER anchors the composition at the bottom in matching blocky typography. This layout captures the specific interaction between the birds to explain the visual joke without needing extra explanation.
When People Wear It
People who raise chickens notice the accurate depiction of pecking behavior first, recognizing it as a common daily sight in any coop. The pecker hen apron serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who finds joy in the messy reality of farming. It gets worn specifically during feed mixing or coop cleaning tasks when the wearer wants to acknowledge the awkward truth of poultry management with a laugh.
Common Questions
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they are long enough to tie securely in front of the body. This length accommodates various body sizes and allows for a comfortable fit under the arms without being too short. You can adjust the tension easily to keep the apron snug against your clothes while working. How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design remains intact because the ink is bonded directly into the fabric fibers rather than sitting loosely on the surface. This method prevents the black lettering and colorful rooster details from cracking or fading during repeated wash cycles. You can clean the apron frequently without worrying about the print wearing away or losing its vibrancy. Does the design reference specific poultry behavior? Yes, the artwork specifically illustrates the difference between a rooster actively foraging and one simply standing still. The left bird demonstrates the actual pecking action that gives the phrase its literal meaning within a farm context. This visual distinction makes the pun clear to anyone who has observed the natural habits of their own flock.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hen aprons
- Who will appreciate these designs most?
- Backyard chicken owners and hobby farmers who enjoy sharing their passion through wearable art. These pieces resonate with individuals who find humor and warmth in the daily routines of caring for their flock, making them ideal gifts for friends or family members deeply involved in poultry keeping.
- What themes are included here?
- The collection explores various aspects of hen life, from the protective nature of a mother hen to the comedic chaos of a busy coop. Designs range from subtle animal references to bold rooster imagery, ensuring there is a visual style that matches the wearer’s specific relationship with their birds.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your personal connection to the birds. If you view yourself as a caretaker, pick a mother hen style. For those who laugh at the mess, a funny hen option works best. Consider whether you want to highlight the rooster or focus on the gentle dynamics of the flock itself.
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