

Percent Cat Apron: Level of Crazy Design Featuring Dog Cat
Percent cat apron - LEVEL OF CRAZY text above dog cat rabbit on pink circles with hearts
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Percent Cat Apron: Level of Crazy Design Featuring Dog Cat is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase percent cat apron appears first, followed by the printed words LEVEL OF CRAZY and three animals standing on pink circles. The design assigns 5% to a dog, 10% to a cat, and 85% to a rabbit, implying the wearer is mostly bunny. Wearing it signals a playful self-awareness about your true nature, and pet lovers who identify with the rabbit read it as made for them.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features white bold lettering at the top reading LEVEL OF CRAZY. Three cartoon animals stand in a row on pink circular bases, each marked with a small red heart. A dog stands beneath 5%, a cat beneath 10%, and a rabbit beneath 85%. The colors are strictly white, red, and pink against the background. This layout uses wholesome humor to rank personality types by species rather than intensity.
The Right Person For It
Animal lovers and cooks who embrace their chaotic energy find this percent cat apron perfect for the kitchen. It serves as a gift for anyone who feels most like a rabbit when stressed or happy. The design works best during casual meal prep where its lighthearted tone fits the atmosphere.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the pocket dimensions and fabric weight? The two front pockets measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle. The material is 10 oz cotton canvas that starts stiff but softens after two or three washes to provide comfortable wear. Will the ink withstand repeated washing? Yes, the print remains durable through standard laundering cycles because the ink bonds with the stiff cotton canvas. The white, red, and pink colors maintain integrity without fading or peeling after normal use. Does the percentage ranking apply to all animals equally? No, the specific 85% value is assigned only to the rabbit in this sequence. This unique distribution makes the design distinct from generic animal prints by assigning the highest crazy level to a single species.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crazy Bunny aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons suit individuals with a quirky sense of humor who enjoy surreal art and pop culture references. They are made for people who want their workwear to express personality and spark conversations through unexpected, playful rabbit-themed designs.
- What types of rabbit imagery are included?
- The collection features diverse styles, from retro vintage bunnies and formal outfit-wearing rabbits to chaotic cartoons and edgy action scenes. You will also find seasonal Easter themes and bizarre animal crossovers like rabbits with chickens, offering varied visual storytelling.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select based on your preferred tone: opt for retro or family Easter designs for warmth, or choose psycho and pistol cartoons for darker, edgier humor. Consider whether you want lighthearted fun or chaotic energy when picking your specific rabbit character style.
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