

Pet Owner Dog Apron Featuring a Saint Bernard Holding a Bone
Pet owner dog apron - Saint Bernard holding bone with text I FOUND THIS HUMERUS
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Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pet Owner Dog Apron Featuring a Saint Bernard Holding a Bone is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pet owner dog apron displays the phrase I FOUND THIS HUMERUS across the front panel, and the words read as a pun on finding something humorous. A cartoon Saint Bernard holding a bone in its mouth centers the design between two lines of white text. Wearing it signals that you appreciate wordplay and canine chaos, and this specific print was made for owners who know their dogs steal exactly what they want.
Inside The Artwork
The printed graphic features a black and white cartoon dog centered between two lines of bold, white lettering. The top line reads I FOUND THIS while the bottom line completes the pun with HUMERUS. The dog sits facing forward holding a large bone in its mouth. The illustration uses only black and white colors to define the breed's markings and the bone shape. This layout places the animal directly between the text to emphasize the visual joke. The design belongs to the Saint Bernard breed category and relies entirely on the double meaning of the bone and the word.
Who It Speaks To
Saint Bernard owners notice the bone reference first because they recognize the breed's tendency to hoard objects. This pet owner dog apron serves as a gift for anyone who finds their dog's naughtiness amusing rather than frustrating. It gets worn during casual kitchen tasks or garden work when you want to signal your sense of humor without speaking. The design connects the specific breed trait of carrying items to the shared experience of dog ownership.
Quick Answers
How wide is the body of this apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to accommodate various torso sizes. This dimension ensures the central artwork remains fully visible and centered on the wearer's chest and stomach area regardless of height. The generous width prevents the print from being cut off at the sides during movement.
Does the ink stay sharp after washing? The printed graphics are designed to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking. The contrast between the black outlines and white fill helps maintain legibility over time. You can clean the garment safely while keeping the pun readable for future wear.
Why does the dog hold a specific type of bone? The object is explicitly a bone held in the dog's mouth, which anchors the anatomical pun in the visual. Without the physical bone prop, the text would lack the necessary context for the joke to land. This detail distinguishes the design from generic dog prints.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Saint Bernard aprons
- Who is the best fit for these designs?
- These aprons are ideal for Saint Bernard owners who love their dog’s dramatic appearance and gentle nature. They suit anyone who enjoys sharing the humor of their pet’s size and drool with friends and family in a lighthearted way.
- What themes are featured in this group?
- The collection focuses on rescue heritage, physical traits like jowls, and personality quirks such as stubbornness. Designs use humor to celebrate the breed’s history as mountain rescuers and their current role as large, affectionate household companions.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Pick based on whether you want to highlight physical features like the jowls or personality traits like stubbornness. Choose the rescue-themed design for historical appreciation or the funny versions for everyday humor that reflects your dog’s specific character quirks.
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