Border Collie
Dog Pet Border Collie Apron Featuring I FOUND THIS HUMERUS
Dog pet border collie apron - Cartoon black and white dog holding a bone with text I FOUND THIS HUMERUS
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Dog Pet Border Collie Apron Featuring I FOUND THIS HUMERUS is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
dog pet border collie apron puts the phrase I FOUND THIS HUMERUS across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on humorous, landing as a joke about a dog finding something weird. Wearing it signals to fellow owners that you understand canine mischief, and a closing clause naming the specific people it was made for: those who have retrieved stolen bones from their yards.
Every Detail On The Front
The artwork centers on a black and white cartoon dog standing in profile with a bone clamped firmly in its jaws. Above the animal, the words I FOUND THIS appear in rough, hand-drawn white lettering, while HUMERUS sits directly beneath the dog's paws. The high-contrast monochrome palette emphasizes the jagged fur texture and the distinct shape of the bone. This layout creates a cohesive visual gag where the anatomical term replaces the expected adjective. The result is a single, unified statement of pet parenthood rather than a collection of separate graphic elements.
Built For These Hands
Pet owners notice the specific reference to a humerus bone first, distinguishing it from generic dog accessories. A dog pet border collie apron makes an ideal gift for breeders or anyone celebrating a birthday with this specific inside joke. Everyday situations like cooking dinner or cleaning up messes become moments of connection with others who recognize the humor of a stolen femur.
Practical Questions
What is the length of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different torso sizes and ensure a secure fit for most adults without slipping during movement.
How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed graphics are designed to withstand repeated washing cycles, maintaining the contrast between the black bib fabric and the white lettering even after frequent use in messy environments.
Why is this specific bone shape mentioned? The design references a humerus bone rather than a standard chew toy, highlighting the specific anatomical term used by owners who find their dogs stealing actual bones from the yard.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Border Collie aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these specific designs?
- These aprons are made for Border Collie owners, farm workers, and agility competitors who appreciate the breed’s unique traits. If you value intelligence and herding instinct, these prints resonate with your daily life and professional challenges.
- What makes these designs different from generic dog art?
- Unlike generic prints, these focus on specific behaviors like the intense stare and herding eye. They capture the nuanced relationship between handler and dog, appealing to those who understand the mental workload involved in training and managing this energetic breed effectively.
- How do I choose the right print for my personality?
- Select the starry version if you love night walks or cosmic themes. Choose the heartbeat design for sentimental value regarding your pet’s health. Opt for the stare print if you want to highlight the breed’s powerful gaze and natural ability to command respect in any environment.
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