

Humerus Dog Apron Featuring a Bloodhound Holding a Bone
Humerus dog apron - White bloodhound holding a bone with text I FOUND THIS HUMERUS on grey
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Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Humerus Dog Apron Featuring a Bloodhound Holding a Bone is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
humerus dog apron features a white bloodhound holding a bone in its mouth against a grey background. The printed text I FOUND THIS HUMERUS is an anatomical pun on the word humorous, referencing the specific bone the dog carries. Wearing it signals you appreciate clever wordplay and canine anatomy, and this design was made specifically for veterinary students and breed enthusiasts who enjoy science-based jokes.
The Design Itself
This artwork displays a distressed white illustration of a bloodhound head centered on the panel. Arched lettering above reads I FOUND THIS while the word HUMERUS sits below the jawline. The dog grips a long bone horizontally across its snout with visible knuckles at both ends. The print uses only white ink on a grey field to create a high-contrast vintage look. This layout combines the breed portrait with the medical term to complete the visual joke about finding a humerus bone.
Occasions It Fits
This product serves as a perfect gift for a bloodhound mom or dad who loves biology puns. It fits the kitchen or workshop where owners want to display their appreciation for canine anatomy without taking themselves too seriously. The humerus dog apron protects clothing during messy projects while signaling to fellow breed lovers that you understand the joke.
Things People Ask
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front for various body sizes. This generous measurement ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably regardless of the wearer's build or the layers they might be wearing underneath.
How durable is the printed ink after washing? The distressed white print remains intact because it is fused into the fabric rather than sitting on top. This bonding process resists cracks from regular cleaning cycles, ensuring the bone and text stay legible through multiple washes without fading or peeling.
Does the bone shown match a real anatomical structure? Yes, the bone depicted is specifically a humerus, which is the upper arm bone. This confirms the anatomical accuracy of the pun, distinguishing it from generic dog graphics that might use femurs or vertebrae instead of this specific limb bone.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bloodhound aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- This collection suits experienced Bloodhound owners, search and rescue volunteers, and anyone who admires the breed’s keen nose. It also appeals to those who enjoy humor derived from the dog’s dramatic facial expressions and stubborn yet loyal nature during daily walks.
- What themes are represented in the artwork?
- The artwork features American patriotism, law enforcement roles, maternal love, and peaceful domestic scenes. Each design captures a different aspect of the Bloodhound’s life, from serious tracking duties to relaxed home moments, ensuring there is a visual narrative that matches your personal style.
- How do I choose the right print?
- Select based on your primary connection to the breed. Choose police themes for professional ties, flag designs for patriotic pride, or humorous prints for lighthearted fun. Consider whether you want to highlight the dog’s work ethic or its endearing, droopy-eyed charm in your kitchen.
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