

Pet Poop Chicken Apron Featuring My Pet Poops My Breakfast
Pet poop chicken apron - My Pet Poops My Breakfast text with eggs and top hat chicken cartoon
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pet Poop Chicken Apron Featuring My Pet Poops My Breakfast is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
pet poop chicken apron features the phrase My Pet Poops My Breakfast printed across the front. The text uses white and tan lettering where two eggs replace the O's in Poops. Below, a cartoon chicken wearing a top hat completes the pun about farm life. Wearing it signals that you appreciate the cycle of raising birds for food. Homesteaders and backyard chicken keepers recognize this as their own daily reality.
What The Print Says
The print displays stacked text at the top reading My Pet in tan script, POOPS in large white block letters, and my breakfast in matching tan script. Two white eggs sit inside the O letters of the word POOPS. A cartoon chicken stands below the text, colored white with a red tail, red wattle, and orange beak. It wears a grey top hat with a red band. The design relies on the pun that chickens provide eggs for morning meals. The colors are strictly white, tan, grey, and red against a grey background. This arrangement turns a common farm complaint into a humorous greeting card style graphic.
The Cook It Was Made For
This pet poop chicken apron is made for homesteaders and backyard farmers who raise poultry. It serves as a funny gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone interested in farming. Wear it while cooking fresh eggs or cleaning coops to show your dedication to self-sufficiency.
Ordering Questions
Does the waist tie fit different body sizes? Yes, the apron has 42-inch waist ties on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front for various widths up to the 28-inch body size. This generous measurement ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably without digging into the waist, accommodating different build types while working in the kitchen or barn. Will the ink wash off after cleaning? Yes, the print is durable enough for standard washing because the design uses stable pigments that bond with the fabric rather than sitting loosely on the surface. You can expect the white, tan, grey, and red colors to maintain their vibrancy through multiple wash cycles without fading or peeling from normal use. Why are there eggs in the word POOPS? The two white eggs replace the O letters to visually connect the animal's waste to the food source, reinforcing the joke that chickens produce both manure and breakfast ingredients. This specific layout choice transforms a simple sentence into a clever visual gag that only makes sense when viewing the artwork as a whole unit.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Breakfast aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for coffee enthusiasts, baristas, and home cooks who enjoy morning rituals. It also suits individuals who appreciate humor in daily routines or prefer artistic expressions of food culture. Anyone who values both function and style during breakfast preparation will find these designs appealing and relevant to their lifestyle.
- What specific themes are featured here?
- Themes include photographic realism of morning foods, humorous takes on forgetting meals, and symbolic representations like breakfast rings. Designs range from educational motifs to portrait-style artwork. Each print focuses on distinct aspects of morning culture, from the aesthetics of pastries to the social experience of sharing a meal with family or friends at the start of the day.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your personal connection to morning habits. Choose the forget breakfast apron if you relate to skipping meals, or the photograph version for realistic art lovers. Consider the humor level and visual style that resonates most with your personality. Matching the theme to your daily routine ensures the apron feels like a genuine reflection of your morning identity rather than just clothing.
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