Breakfast
Poop Breakfast Chicken Apron Featuring a Cartoon Rooster
Poop breakfast chicken apron - Cartoon rooster with egg and droppings above white text THE PET THAT, POOPS, BREAKFAST
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Poop Breakfast Chicken Apron Featuring a Cartoon Rooster is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
poop breakfast chicken apron features the phrase THE PET THAT, POOPS, BREAKFAST to describe a chicken that lays eggs. This pun celebrates the farm reality where chickens provide morning food rather than affection. Wearing it signals you understand the messy truth of poultry keeping, and anyone who has cleaned a coop knows this design was made for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
A cartoon rooster stands prominently in front of a striped orange rectangle, displaying blue feathers and a red comb. An egg sits to the left of the bird's feet, while a small pile of droppings rests to the right. The text is stacked in white block letters below the image, reading THE PET THAT, POOPS, BREAKFAST. This layout combines the visual elements of poultry farming with a witty observation about animal care. The colors blue, orange, white, and yellow create a bold contrast against the striped background. The artwork captures the specific humor of farm life through simple, direct imagery.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Farmers and backyard chicken owners notice the accurate depiction of egg production and waste first. This poop breakfast chicken apron makes a perfect gift for anyone who loves farming or farm animals. It gets worn in the kitchen or coop during actual work sessions rather than just as decoration. The design validates the hard work involved in raising livestock with a touch of irony.
Good To Know
What are the measurements for the body and waist ties? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide adequate coverage. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, allowing for a secure fit around various sizes. These specific dimensions ensure the apron remains stable and functional during active use.
How does the ink hold up to kitchen washing? The printed design is durable enough to withstand standard washing cycles and frequent cleaning. The ink adheres firmly to the fabric surface to prevent peeling or fading. This resilience ensures the colorful rooster and text remain visible after multiple uses in a busy environment.
Why is this specific phrase used over other chicken jokes? The text reads THE PET THAT, POOPS, BREAKFAST to highlight the functional difference between pets and livestock. Unlike dogs that offer affection, this chicken provides a tangible breakfast product. The pun relies on the literal biological output of the bird rather than generic cuteness. This distinction targets people who appreciate the practical side of animal ownership.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Breakfast aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for coffee enthusiasts, baristas, and home cooks who enjoy morning rituals. It also suits individuals who appreciate humor in daily routines or prefer artistic expressions of food culture. Anyone who values both function and style during breakfast preparation will find these designs appealing and relevant to their lifestyle.
- What specific themes are featured here?
- Themes include photographic realism of morning foods, humorous takes on forgetting meals, and symbolic representations like breakfast rings. Designs range from educational motifs to portrait-style artwork. Each print focuses on distinct aspects of morning culture, from the aesthetics of pastries to the social experience of sharing a meal with family or friends at the start of the day.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your personal connection to morning habits. Choose the forget breakfast apron if you relate to skipping meals, or the photograph version for realistic art lovers. Consider the humor level and visual style that resonates most with your personality. Matching the theme to your daily routine ensures the apron feels like a genuine reflection of your morning identity rather than just clothing.
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