
Funny Chicken
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Retro chicken with apron - Three white distressed chickens with text DRIVING MY HUSBAND CRAZY ONE CHICKEN AT A TIME
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Retro Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
retro chicken with apron displays the phrase DRIVING MY HUSBAND CRAZY ONE CHICKEN AT A TIME across the front. The text sits above three white chickens in a row, reading as a wholesome joke about managing a flock. Wearing it signals that poultry keeping is a full-time job, and fellow backyard farmers know exactly who this was made for.
White distressed lettering spans the upper portion of the panel in two lines, establishing the tone immediately. Below this text, three identical chicken silhouettes stand side-by-side, facing left with textured surfaces that mimic worn screen printing. A final line of text anchors the bottom, completing the vertical arrangement. This combination of typography and imagery creates a unified graphic that belongs to farmhouse decor and rustic fashion. The repetition of the bird shape reinforces the message through visual rhythm rather than additional words.
Poultry farmers notice the specific reference to managing individual birds first. This retro chicken with apron serves as an ideal gift for chicken moms or anyone who understands the daily grind of egg collection. Everyday situations like feeding flocks or cleaning coops become more enjoyable when wearing gear that acknowledges the effort involved.
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate bulkier items while maintaining structural integrity during use. This specific measurement ensures standard kitchen tools fit without compromising the pocket's utility.
Does the distressed ink fade after washing? The white print uses durable pigment that withstands multiple wash cycles without cracking or peeling, preserving the vintage texture even after repeated laundering. The fabric choice supports this durability by holding ink well despite its initial stiffness.
Is this design specific to chicken keepers only? Yes, the phrase references driving a husband crazy one chicken at a time, which directly ties to the daily reality of managing poultry rather than generic humor. The three-bird motif confirms this focus on avian care over general cooking or household tasks.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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