
Retro Chicken
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Funny chicken with apron - White distressed text and three chickens: two hens, one rooster
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
funny chicken with apron puts the phrase DRIVING MY HUSBAND CRAZY ONE CHICKEN AT A TIME across the front panel, and the words read as a humorous admission of chaotic farm life. Wearing it signals to neighbors that you embrace the mess, and this design was made for wives who manage flocks while keeping their sense of humor intact.
The artwork features white distressed lettering stacked in two lines at the top, followed by three chickens—two hens and one rooster—standing in a row. A final line of text anchors the bottom. The sketch-like style gives the print a rustic, worn look suitable for backyard poultry keepers. This visual arrangement turns the daily grind of raising birds into a shared joke about domestic chaos.
This funny chicken with apron appeals to hen keepers and rural homeowners who find joy in animal care. It serves as a lighthearted gift for birthdays or holidays to someone who manages a flock. The design fits perfectly into everyday chores like feeding, cleaning coops, or collecting eggs while maintaining a playful attitude toward household dynamics.
How does the fit accommodate different body sizes? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for most torso shapes. Waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they can be securely fastened in front regardless of hip width or layering over thick clothing.
Will the ink withstand repeated washing? The distressed white print is designed to endure laundering without fading or cracking. The texture mimics age rather than sitting thickly on fabric, so normal wash cycles preserve the graphic’s integrity and appearance over time.
Does this design reflect actual poultry behavior? Yes, the trio includes two hens and one rooster arranged linearly, mirroring common flock structures. The phrase plays on the idea that managing multiple birds creates predictable yet overwhelming household tension, grounding the humor in real-life farming experience.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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