
Funny Farmer Chicken
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Farm chicken with apron - White silhouettes of woman with gun and chickens next to standard icon with Your Wife My Wife
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Farm Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
farm chicken with apron displays the phrase YOUR WIFE MY WIFE in white text below two silhouettes. The print contrasts a standard female icon against a woman holding a gun surrounded by chickens to deliver sarcastic humor. Wearing it signals that backyard poultry management requires serious protective instincts, and a farmer husband or chicken dad understands this specific type of dedication immediately.
The visual layout uses a minimalist white style to separate two distinct concepts with a vertical line. On the left, a standard female pictogram sits above the printed words YOUR WIFE. To the right, a silhouette of a woman holding a gun stands among several chickens, labeled MY WIFE below. This stark contrast between the generic symbol and the armed protector highlights the irony that raising birds transforms a person into someone needing defense. The design relies entirely on white shapes against the background to create this sharp, humorous comparison without extra colors or textures.
This farm chicken with apron targets chicken farmers and dads who manage backyard flocks daily. It serves as a humorous gift for a husband or partner who appreciates the chaotic reality of keeping poultry. The wearer uses it in the coop or garden to show that protecting the birds is a serious job requiring more than just standard care.
What are the dimensions of the apron? It measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage for the torso. The waist ties are 42 inches on each side, ensuring a secure fit for various body sizes when tied in front. How durable is the white print during cleaning? The ink is designed to withstand washing because it bonds with the fabric rather than sitting on top. This ensures the white silhouettes and text remain visible and intact through repeated use in a dirty environment. Does this design imply the wife is actually dangerous? No, the gun is a visual metaphor for the fierce protection a chicken keeper feels toward their flock. It represents the sarcastic attitude required to defend small birds from predators, not actual violence.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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