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Rpg Crew Apron Featuring a Yellow Dragon
Rpg crew apron - Yellow dragon silhouette with white text I'm not procrastinating I'm doing side quests and two crossed
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Rpg Crew Apron Featuring a Yellow Dragon is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
rpg crew apron puts I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING I'M DOING SIDE QUESTS across the front panel, and the text reads as a sarcastic defense against domestic duties. Wearing it turns cooking into a gaming session where chores are optional, and RPG fans who prioritize virtual worlds feel this was created specifically for their humor.
What You Are Looking At
A yellow dragon silhouette dominates the background of this black bib apron, providing a high-contrast canvas for the central message. White text is stacked vertically in the center, overlapping the beast's form to create a unified graphic element. Two crossed swords appear at the very bottom, completing the fantasy motif with a cartoon aesthetic. The design relies on the juxtaposition of heroic imagery and mundane excuses to land its comedic effect effectively.
The Right Person For It
RPG gamers wearing this product notice the specific terminology regarding side quests immediately as a sign of shared identity. Gifting this item works well for birthdays or Christmas for passionate hardcore players who enjoy novelty designs. It gets worn in daily life during meal preparation to signal that the cook is currently unavailable due to imaginary tasks.
Details Worth Asking About
How long is the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap ranges from 20 to 30 inches in length. This specific measurement range accommodates various body sizes and ensures the black bib apron hangs correctly without being too tight or too loose for comfortable movement. Will the print fade quickly? The white and yellow graphics maintain their integrity through standard washing procedures. The ink adheres strongly to the black fabric base, ensuring the sharp outlines of the dragon and swords remain visible after multiple cleans. What do the swords represent? The two crossed swords at the bottom signify the combat aspect of the RPG genre mentioned in the text. They visually reinforce the fantasy theme established by the dragon silhouette and the specific gaming terminology used in the slogan.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Side aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these themed aprons?
- These aprons are designed for home cooks and entertainers who want to show their passion for rock music, fantasy roleplaying games, and vintage comics. They suit anyone who enjoys wearing their hobbies on their sleeve and wants to start conversations in the kitchen or at parties.
- What themes are featured in this specific collection?
- This collection features designs inspired by Pink Floyd album art, Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying terminology, and classic newspaper comic strips. You will also find playful novelty patterns that blend food humor with geek culture references, ensuring there is something for every type of enthusiast.
- How should I choose the right design from this set?
- Select a design based on your primary interest. Choose the Floyd or Moon Pink Floyd aprons if you love classic rock. Pick the RPG Crew Apron for gaming friends. Opt for the View Comics Apron for nostalgia. Consider the Funny Food Novelty Apron for general humor. Match the print to the personality you wish to project.
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