

Saloon the Dirty Apron Features Dirty Dick's 69 Saloon Bar
Saloon the dirty apron - Distressed saloon sign reading Dirty Dick's 69 Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Saloon the Dirty Apron Features Dirty Dick's 69 Saloon Bar is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
saloon the dirty apron displays 'Dirty Dick's, 69, Saloon, Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear' across the chest. This pun reads as a double entendre celebrating adult bar humor rather than a simple establishment sign. Wearing it signals a sense of irreverent fun to fellow adults in a social setting. It was made for anyone who appreciates crude jokes and vintage saloon aesthetics.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
The artwork centers on a saloon sign motif rendered in a distressed style using only orange and white ink. The top line features the name 'Dirty Dick's' in a textured script font. Below this, a white decorative border encloses the large number '69' and the word 'Saloon', creating a focal point that mimics vintage signage. Two additional lines of text sit beneath the border, reading 'Liquor In The Front' and 'Poker in The Rear'. The distressed texture gives the entire composition an aged, worn appearance consistent with old western posters. This combination of typography and layout transforms a standard saloon sign into a vehicle for adult-themed comedy.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Home cooks and bar enthusiasts notice the bold orange lettering immediately when they see this product. It serves as a perfect gag gift for birthdays, Christmas, or special occasions for people who appreciate crude humor. The apron earns its keep in casual home kitchens or at game nights where a relaxed, humorous atmosphere is desired. It transforms a utilitarian garment into a conversation piece that reflects the wearer's playful attitude toward adult topics.
Good To Know
How does the fit accommodate different body types? The 10 oz cotton canvas fabric is stiff at first but softens after 2-3 washes, ensuring a comfortable drape over various shapes without restricting movement during long shifts or parties. Will the ink survive repeated washing? The distressed print style is designed to look weathered, so standard laundering enhances the vintage aesthetic rather than damaging the design, keeping the orange and white lettering intact through multiple cycles. Does this reference specific card games or drinking culture? The phrase 'Poker in The Rear' relies on a sexual innuendo rather than actual gameplay, making it a gag gift for adults who enjoy crude humor over serious hobby references.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Poker aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these poker-themed aprons?
- They are designed for serious card players, dealers, and hobbyists who appreciate the culture of gambling and competition. If you enjoy night games or professional tournaments, these designs speak directly to your passion for the sport and its unique community traditions.
- What specific themes are included in this set?
- You will find references to Texas hold em, cash games, and dealer roles. Designs include the playing queen, raised stakes, and distressed expressions that capture the emotional highs and lows experienced during intense matches and long sessions at the felt table.
- How should I choose the right design for my style?
- Select based on your preferred aspect of the game. Choose the dealer version for service-oriented roles, the queen for competitive flair, or the money design for cash-game enthusiasts. Each piece highlights a different element of strategy and luck inherent in the sport.
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