Olive
Dunny the Dirty Apron - I Like It Dirty Martini Lover Black Bib Apron
Dunny the dirty apron - I LIKE IT DIRTY text next to martini glass with green olives
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Dunny the Dirty Apron - I Like It Dirty Martini Lover Black Bib Apron is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
dunny the dirty apron puts 'I LIKE IT, DIRTY' across the front panel, and the stacked white text alongside a green olive martini glass lands as a pun on cocktail preferences. Wearing it signals a fondness for adult humor and mixed drinks, and bartenders or party guests who enjoy clever wordplay will feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
A minimalist white outline of a martini glass containing pale yellow liquid and two green olives sits to the right of stacked lettering that reads 'I LIKE IT, DIRTY'. The design uses only white, green, and pale yellow colors against the black fabric to create a clean, modern look. This specific arrangement places the visual representation of a dirty martini directly next to the phrase describing it. The humor relies on the double meaning of 'dirty' referring to both the cocktail style and adult slang. Together, the text and graphic form a cohesive joke about mixing drinks.
Who It Speaks To
Bartenders and servers notice the specific reference to olive garnish first. This dunny the dirty apron serves as a perfect gift for bachelorette parties or office exchanges where adult humor is appreciated. It gets worn in busy social situations where mixing cocktails is the main activity.
Quick Answers
Does the neck strap adjust for different heights? Yes, the adjustable neck strap fits most adults comfortably because it ranges from 20 to 30 inches in length. This generous cut ensures the bib sits correctly regardless of the wearer's stature, preventing the straps from digging in or hanging too low during service.
Can the ink withstand regular washing without fading? The printed design holds up well to cleaning because the white and colored graphics are integrated into the black fabric surface. This durability allows the bold lettering and martini illustration to remain visible through multiple washes without peeling or cracking.
Is this design specific to a particular type of cocktail? Absolutely, the artwork specifically depicts a dirty martini rather than a generic drink. The inclusion of two green olives floating in the pale yellow liquid confirms it represents a classic olive martini, distinguishing it from other beverage-themed apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Olive aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these olive-themed designs?
- This collection suits design-conscious individuals who prefer earthy, muted tones over bright colors. It works well for professionals seeking a polished look or hobbyists who want attire that matches a calm, sophisticated environment without drawing excessive attention.
- What specific themes are included in this olive collection?
- You will find diverse themes including botanical tributes like the greta van apron, outdoor scenes on the river fishing aprons, and nightlife references via the martini cosmopolitan apron. There are also rugged options like the warthog military apron for varied tastes.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Select based on your personal interests or professional identity. Choose the river fishing apron if you enjoy the outdoors, or the martini cosmopolitan apron for social settings. Consider the greta van apron for artistic appreciation, ensuring the print aligns with your daily activities.
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