Olive
Cocktail the Dirty Apron Featuring I LIKE IT DIRTY Text
Cocktail the dirty apron - I LIKE IT DIRTY text above martini glass with sunglasses olive and five scattered green
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Cocktail the Dirty Apron Featuring I LIKE IT DIRTY Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
cocktail the dirty apron displays I LIKE IT DIRTY in white arched text above a cartoon martini glass. The design features a green olive wearing sunglasses lounging inside, with five additional olives scattered at the base. This pun on cocktail preferences signals a love for strong drinks. Wearing it puts a playful attitude across the front, and bar regulars or home mixologists who enjoy a classic olive martini feel this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork centers on a white martini glass outlined in black containing pale green liquid. A single green olive with brown arms and black sunglasses reclines against the rim in a cartoon style. White text arches over the top reading I LIKE IT DIRTY. Five green olives with red pimento centers sit around the glass base. This layout combines the visual of a classic drink with a wordplay reference to dirty martinis.
Who Reaches For This One
Bartenders and cocktail enthusiasts reach for this one when they want to show their preference for olive-heavy drinks. It serves as a fun gift for anyone who orders a shaken or stirred martini with an olive. The design fits perfectly in a busy kitchen or at a home bar where the wearer enjoys mixing strong cocktails.
Questions Before You Order
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate tools or ingredients while cooking or mixing drinks. This specific sizing allows for ample storage space without restricting movement during service.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands repeated laundering without fading or cracking. Ensuring the message stays clear after multiple wash cycles makes this suitable for daily professional or home use.
Does this design reference a specific type of martini? Yes, the phrase I LIKE IT DIRTY combined with the visible green olives specifically references a dirty martini which includes olive brine in the mix. This detail distinguishes it from designs representing dry or Gibson styles.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Olive aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these olive-themed designs?
- This collection suits design-conscious individuals who prefer earthy, muted tones over bright colors. It works well for professionals seeking a polished look or hobbyists who want attire that matches a calm, sophisticated environment without drawing excessive attention.
- What specific themes are included in this olive collection?
- You will find diverse themes including botanical tributes like the greta van apron, outdoor scenes on the river fishing aprons, and nightlife references via the martini cosmopolitan apron. There are also rugged options like the warthog military apron for varied tastes.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Select based on your personal interests or professional identity. Choose the river fishing apron if you enjoy the outdoors, or the martini cosmopolitan apron for social settings. Consider the greta van apron for artistic appreciation, ensuring the print aligns with your daily activities.
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