Olive
Martini Cosmopolitan Apron Featuring an OLIVES MATTER Pun
Martini cosmopolitan apron - Minimalist martini glass with two green olives and red picks above stacked green text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Martini Cosmopolitan Apron Featuring an OLIVES MATTER Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
martini cosmopolitan apron features the phrase OLIVES MATTER printed below a martini glass containing two olives on a pick. This pun celebrates the essential garnish in a classic cocktail, signaling that the wearer understands drink culture. Wearing it puts a playful attitude across the front panel while protecting clothes from kitchen spills. Bartenders and cocktail enthusiasts who value their garnishes feel this design was made specifically for them.
What The Print Says
A minimalist martini glass outlined in white sits centered above stacked lime green text reading OLIVES MATTER. The glass contains two olives with red pits on a red pick, adding small color accents to the simple line art. White bubbles float near the liquid line inside the glass to suggest carbonation or chill. This visual pun appeals to fans of dirty martinis and those who appreciate dry humor in food and drink contexts.
The Cook It Was Made For
The martini cosmopolitan apron suits bartenders and home mixologists who prioritize proper garnishes. It serves as a unique gift for men and women who love cocktail drinks and understand the significance of olives. Worn during busy service or casual mixing sessions, it protects 10 oz cotton canvas from splatters while displaying professional pride.
Ordering Questions
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 x 7 inches and is split in the middle to hold long tools like thermometers or tongs securely without sagging. This specific dimension allows storage of items that standard smaller pockets cannot accommodate safely. How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design remains durable through standard laundering because the ink bonds with the stiff cotton canvas fabric that softens after two or three washes. The print quality stays intact even as the base material changes texture over time. Does this design reference a specific brand? No, it displays a generic martini glass style with no logos, focusing entirely on the universal cocktail trope that olives matter rather than commercial trademarks. The artwork avoids licensing issues by using only descriptive elements common to the genre.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Olive aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these olive-themed designs?
- This collection suits design-conscious individuals who prefer earthy, muted tones over bright colors. It works well for professionals seeking a polished look or hobbyists who want attire that matches a calm, sophisticated environment without drawing excessive attention.
- What specific themes are included in this olive collection?
- You will find diverse themes including botanical tributes like the greta van apron, outdoor scenes on the river fishing aprons, and nightlife references via the martini cosmopolitan apron. There are also rugged options like the warthog military apron for varied tastes.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Select based on your personal interests or professional identity. Choose the river fishing apron if you enjoy the outdoors, or the martini cosmopolitan apron for social settings. Consider the greta van apron for artistic appreciation, ensuring the print aligns with your daily activities.
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