

Martini the Dirty Apron Featuring an Olive Wearing
Martini the dirty apron - Olive wearing sunglasses leaning on martini glass rim with cluster at base
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Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Martini the Dirty Apron Featuring an Olive Wearing is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
martini the dirty apron puts the phrase I LIKE IT DIRTY across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun about cocktail preferences. Wearing it signals a love for strong drinks and clever humor, and bartenders or home mixologists who enjoy a cheeky vibe will feel this was made for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
White arched lettering sits above a cartoon martini glass filled with pale liquid. An olive wearing black sunglasses leans its arms on the rim of the glass, while a cluster of green olives rests at the base of the stem. The design uses only green, white, and black colors to create a simple yet distinct image. This artwork belongs to the category of cocktail-themed humor where the visual pun relies on the double meaning of the word dirty. The combination of the relaxed olive character and the bold text creates a cohesive statement piece that celebrates mixology culture without needing extra embellishment.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Bartenders and home mixologists notice the pun immediately when they put on this martini the dirty apron. It serves as a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay alongside their favorite spirits. Everyday situations like weekend brunch prep or holiday dinner hosting benefit from the protection this garment offers while keeping the mood light and entertaining during food preparation tasks.
Good To Know
Do the two front pockets provide enough space for tools? Yes, the two front pockets measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle to accommodate larger items. This generous capacity allows you to hold smartphones, tasting cards, or small utensils securely while working. The pocket size is specifically designed to balance utility with the overall aesthetic of the apron without creating bulky protrusions.
Will the ink survive repeated washing cycles? The printed design holds up well through standard laundering because the ink bonds permanently to the canvas fibers. You can wash this apron with other garments using cold water and tumble dry on low heat to maintain the crispness of the white lettering. Avoid harsh bleaching agents which could degrade the black outlines and reduce the vibrancy of the green olive details over time.
Does the design reference a specific type of martini? The phrase I LIKE IT DIRTY specifically references a dirty martini which includes olive brine for a savory flavor profile. The presence of multiple green olives in the illustration reinforces this connection to the classic cocktail variation. Unlike a dry martini which avoids brine, this design celebrates the saltier, cloudier version of the drink that many enthusiasts prefer for its rich taste.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Olive aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these olive-themed designs?
- This collection suits design-conscious individuals who prefer earthy, muted tones over bright colors. It works well for professionals seeking a polished look or hobbyists who want attire that matches a calm, sophisticated environment without drawing excessive attention.
- What specific themes are included in this olive collection?
- You will find diverse themes including botanical tributes like the greta van apron, outdoor scenes on the river fishing aprons, and nightlife references via the martini cosmopolitan apron. There are also rugged options like the warthog military apron for varied tastes.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Select based on your personal interests or professional identity. Choose the river fishing apron if you enjoy the outdoors, or the martini cosmopolitan apron for social settings. Consider the greta van apron for artistic appreciation, ensuring the print aligns with your daily activities.
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