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Hour the dirty apron - I Like It Dirty text framing a realistic martini glass with green olive — shown on a black cotton canvas apron against a white background
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Hour the Dirty Apron with I Like It Dirty Martini Text

Hour the dirty apron - I Like It Dirty text framing a realistic martini glass with green olive

US$19.95

Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.

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Hour the Dirty Apron with I Like It Dirty Martini Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.

hour the dirty apron puts the phrase 'I Like It Dirty' across the front panel, and the words read as a pun on cocktail preparation rather than general filth. A realistic martini glass sits between the two lines of text, holding a green olive on a yellow skewer. Wearing this identifies the wearer as someone who prefers briny martinis, and friends who know their drink orders will feel it was made for them.

What You Are Looking At

The central subject is a realistic martini glass positioned directly between two lines of bold white text. The glass contains liquid and a single green olive pierced by a thin yellow stick. The color palette restricts itself to white, green, and yellow against the background. This layout creates a balanced composition where the text brackets the imagery. The result is a cohesive graphic that reads clearly as a drinking joke.

The Right Person For It

Mixologists and home bartenders notice the specific cocktail reference first. An 'hour the dirty apron' serves as a wonderful birthday gift or Christmas present for any drinker. It gets worn during actual happy hours when mixing drinks, signaling a sense of humor about the task. The design targets adults who enjoy specific drink orders over generic kitchen wear.

Details Worth Asking About

What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front. This substantial length accommodates various body sizes and allows for multiple knotting options. The extra fabric ensures the apron stays fastened even during active movement in the kitchen or at a bar.

How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design remains durable through standard laundering cycles without fading or peeling. High-quality ink adheres to the fabric surface to withstand moisture and heat. This longevity ensures the pun and the martini image stay crisp throughout the garment's lifespan.

Does the design include specific cocktail garnishes? The artwork depicts a single green olive on a yellow skewer inside the glass. This specific garnish confirms the 'dirty' terminology refers to olive brine in a martini. No other decorations or extraneous elements appear on the front panel, keeping the focus entirely on the classic drink presentation.

Questions about Hour aprons

Who benefits most from these clock-themed designs?
These designs suit individuals who appreciate timekeeping symbolism, including professionals, artists, and anyone who values punctuality or enjoys humorous takes on daily schedules.
What variety of clock imagery is included?
The range includes bold numerals, distressed vintage styles, elegant minimalism, modern silhouettes, mature reflections, luxurious gold accents, humorous elements, and casual leisure motifs.
How do I choose the right design for my style?
Select based on your preferred aesthetic: bold for impact, distressed for vintage charm, elegant for subtlety, modern for sleekness, or humorous for personality.

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