Selfie
Selfie Chicken Apron Featuring a Realistic Gorilla Riding
Selfie chicken apron - Realistic rooster head with gorilla riding T-Rex and four UFOs over mountains
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Selfie Chicken Apron Featuring a Realistic Gorilla Riding is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The selfie chicken apron puts a realistic rooster head in the foreground, while a gorilla rides a T-Rex behind it under four flying saucers. This artwork captures a surreal moment without words, making the wearer look like they belong at a weird science fiction convention or a quirky art show. Wearing it signals a preference for detailed imagery over simple slogans, and collectors of cryptozoology art feel it was made specifically for their taste.
What You Are Looking At
A large chicken head dominates the lower center with wide eyes and an open beak facing the viewer directly. Behind this bird, a brown gorilla sits atop a grey T-Rex that has its jaws open in a roar. Four UFOs hover in the sky above a background consisting of distant mountains and pine trees. The entire scene utilizes a realistic drawing style limited strictly to grey and brown tones rather than full color.
The Right Person For It
A self-appraisal is ideal for fans of cryptids and dinosaurs who appreciate detailed illustration over punchlines. Gifting this selfie chicken apron works best for birthdays or holidays for someone who collects strange animal hybrids. It fits everyday wear in a workshop or studio where unique visual storytelling matters more than text or catchy phrases.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the pocket dimensions on this garment? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow the fabric to drape properly around the waist. This structural detail ensures the pockets remain accessible even when the stiff canvas begins to soften after laundering. Does the ink hold up after laundering? The print remains durable because the 10 oz cotton canvas stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes, securing the image against fading. This material choice balances initial rigidity with long-term comfort while protecting the complex artwork from damage. Why does this design lack a caption? The humor relies entirely on the visual arrangement of a rooster taking a photo while a primate rides a dinosaur under alien ships, requiring no text to explain the scene. This absence of lettering forces the viewer to focus on the specific placement of the four UFOs and the expressions of the animals.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Selfie aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this apron collection?
- This collection suits individuals who enjoy internet culture, memes, and self-documentation. It is made for home cooks who like to express their personality through quirky designs. Fans of cats, aliens, and cryptids will find specific prints that resonate with their interests and sense of humor.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- You will find various prints including cat-themed UFOs, dinosaur cats, and Bigfoot encounters. Seasonal options feature reindeer and April Foolish themes. There are also designs for craft lovers and general pop culture fans, ensuring there is a print for every taste within the selfie and humor niche.
- How do I choose the best design from this group?
- Select a design based on your favorite hobby or interest. If you love animals, pick the cat variants. For holiday cheer, choose the reindeer option. Those who appreciate cryptozoology might prefer the Bigfoot prints. Consider what resonates most with your personal style when making your final decision.
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