

Selfie Goose Apron Featuring a Cartoon White Goose
Selfie goose apron - Cartoon white goose head and neck with yellow beak and orange mouth detail
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Selfie Goose Apron Featuring a Cartoon White Goose is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
selfie goose apron puts a white goose's head and long neck across the front panel, rendered in a cartoon style using only white, yellow, and orange. The design features no printed words, relying instead on the visual pose of the bird to communicate its humor. Wearing it signals that you appreciate animal-based comedy without needing text to explain it. This piece was made for cooks who want a touch of silliness in the kitchen.
Reading The Design
The artwork centers on a white goose whose head and long neck extend upward against the background. The body is cut off at the bottom, leaving only the upper portion visible. The beak is colored yellow with an orange lower lip, and small black dots define the eyes. A single thin black line suggests a fold or feather detail on the white neck. This minimalist approach focuses attention entirely on the expression and posture of the bird.
When People Wear It
Home cooks and hobby bakers notice the playful goose pose first when they put on this product. It serves as a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys animal humor in their daily routine. The apron gets worn during meal prep or baking sessions where a visual joke adds levity to the work without interrupting the flow of activity.
Common Questions
What are the dimensions of this apron? The apron is 28 inches wide and 34 inches long. The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front of the wearer.
How does the ink hold up during washing? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands standard washing cycles. The colors remain distinct after multiple washes because the print is integrated into the fabric surface rather than sitting loosely on top.
Does the design include any hidden details or text? No text appears anywhere on the design. The humor comes solely from the cartoon depiction of the goose’s head and neck. There are no hidden messages, signatures, or additional graphic elements beyond the main subject.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Selfie aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this apron collection?
- This collection suits individuals who enjoy internet culture, memes, and self-documentation. It is made for home cooks who like to express their personality through quirky designs. Fans of cats, aliens, and cryptids will find specific prints that resonate with their interests and sense of humor.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- You will find various prints including cat-themed UFOs, dinosaur cats, and Bigfoot encounters. Seasonal options feature reindeer and April Foolish themes. There are also designs for craft lovers and general pop culture fans, ensuring there is a print for every taste within the selfie and humor niche.
- How do I choose the best design from this group?
- Select a design based on your favorite hobby or interest. If you love animals, pick the cat variants. For holiday cheer, choose the reindeer option. Those who appreciate cryptozoology might prefer the Bigfoot prints. Consider what resonates most with your personal style when making your final decision.
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