Hockey Ice
Shut Goalie Apron Featuring a Retro Striped Sun
Shut goalie apron - Retro striped sun with grey goalie silhouette and text SHUT YOUR FIVE HOLE in yellow red orange
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Shut Goalie Apron Featuring a Retro Striped Sun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
shut goalie apron puts the phrase SHUT YOUR FIVE HOLE across the front panel, and the words land as a pun about blocking shots through the legs. The graphic features a grey goalie silhouette inside a striped semi-circle sun colored in yellow, red, orange, teal, and grey. Wearing it signals immediate recognition of hockey culture, and goaltenders or fans who love vintage sports aesthetics will feel this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
The design centers on a grey silhouette of a hockey goalie standing inside a striped semi-circle sun. The text SHUT YOUR arches over the top of the sun in yellow, while FIVE HOLE sits straight below it in the same font. The sun itself consists of horizontal bands in red, orange, teal, grey, and yellow, creating a retro aesthetic. This combination of specific colors and the goalie pose creates a unified image that relies solely on the visual facts provided.
Who Reaches For This One
Ice hockey goalies, coaches, and players reach for this item to show their dedication to the sport. It makes a great gift for Christmas or New Year for anyone who loves winter sports and hockey skates. The design acknowledges the specific responsibilities of the goaltending position, making it relevant for use on the ice field or at the rink.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is long enough to tie securely in front regardless of your size. This extra length ensures the apron stays fastened comfortably during movement without needing adjustment or slipping.
Does the ink durability hold up after washing? The print uses colors that remain distinct because the design features large blocks of yellow, red, orange, teal, and grey rather than fine gradients. These solid retro stripes maintain their appearance through standard cleaning cycles without fading into one another.
Why does this design specifically target goaltenders? The reference to the five hole targets the specific gap between a goalie's legs, distinguishing it from general hockey apparel. Only those who play or watch the position understand that blocking this area is the core definition of the job and the source of the humor.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hockey Ice aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for hockey players, coaches, referees, and dedicated fans who want to express their passion for the sport. It suits anyone who enjoys wearing themed apparel during games, casual outings, or while preparing food for watching matches with friends and family members.
- What types of designs are included here?
- We offer various designs ranging from humorous takes on the game to references about specific hockey concepts. Options include penalty box themes, out-of-the-box creativity motifs, and sassy statements that appeal to different personalities within the hockey community, ensuring there is something for every type of fan.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Consider whether you prefer subtle nods to the sport or bold, humorous statements. If you enjoy witty commentary on gameplay, look for phrases related to penalties or creative plays. For a more personal touch, select designs that reflect your specific role or favorite aspect of playing or supporting hockey teams.
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