Hockey Dad
Shut Hockey Dad Apron Featuring a Cartoon Goalie
Shut hockey dad apron - Cartoon goalie in red gear with text SHUT YOUR FIVE HOLE arched above and below
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Shut Hockey Dad Apron Featuring a Cartoon Goalie is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
shut hockey dad apron puts the phrase SHUT YOUR FIVE HOLE across the front panel, and the words read as a pun referencing a specific weak point in hockey defense. Wearing it signals a sense of humor about the sport, and parents who watch games know exactly who this was made for.
The Artwork Explained
A cartoon hockey goalie stands centered in red gear against radiating red sunburst lines on a grey background. Arched blocky text reads SHUT YOUR above and FIVE HOLE below the figure. The design uses only red, white, and grey to depict the padded player and stick. This visual arrangement turns a defensive term into a joke that lands with anyone familiar with the game.
Kitchens It Belongs In
Home cooks with a passion for sports notice the goalie first. This shut hockey dad apron works as a gift for dads or lovers who follow the game. It fits best in family kitchens where practice room banter meets dinner prep.
What Buyers Ask
What is the neck strap length range? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to fit most adults comfortably. This generous cut ensures the black bib apron stays secure without digging in during long cooking sessions.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The bold red lettering and graphic are printed to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking. You can wash this apron regularly while keeping the five hole pun looking crisp and clear.
Why is this design unique to hockey fans? The phrase plays on the specific term five hole referring to the gap between a goalie's legs. Only someone who understands hockey terminology will get the full meaning of the pun on the front.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hockey Dad aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- These designs target fathers deeply involved in their children's hockey careers. They appeal to parents who drive to games, attend practices, and want to display their support through wearable art that resonates with the specific culture of the sport.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The collection covers various aspects of hockey life, including fatherhood milestones, positional roles like goalies, coaching responsibilities, and general fan enthusiasm. Each design captures a different facet of the experience, from humorous nods to serious commitments.
- How do I choose the right print?
- Select based on your primary role or favorite memory. Choose the coach parts of an apron if you lead the team, or the daughter father son apron if you cherish family moments. Pick the funny hockey american flag apron for broad patriotic appeal.
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