

Spare Airplane Apron Featuring 'Things I Do
Spare airplane apron - Distressed text listing six airplane activities with matching icons including a laptop and bed
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Spare Airplane Apron Featuring 'Things I Do is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
spare airplane apron puts the phrase 'THINGS I DO IN MY SPARE TIME' across the top panel, and the subsequent text lists six aviation-focused activities like going flying, looking at airplanes, and dreaming about them. This sarcastic enumeration suggests the wearer lacks other interests, and wearing it makes a bold declaration of total commitment to the hobby, which fellow enthusiasts and professionals reading it feel was made specifically for them.
The Print, Up Close
A large, distressed white header dominates the upper section of the design, establishing the context for the visual content below. Underneath this main title sits a precise 2x3 grid of icons rendered in white and blue tones. Each graphic depicts an airplane involved in a specific action, such as flying, sitting on a laptop screen, or appearing inside a thought bubble above a bed. The corresponding labels beneath these images explicitly state actions like researching, talking about, and thinking about airplanes. This layout transforms a simple statement into a comprehensive catalog of obsessive behavior using only the allowed colors and shapes.
Made For This Crowd
Aviation professionals and students notice the specific inclusion of research and dreaming as primary activities first. A gift of this spare airplane apron acknowledges that the recipient views flight not just as a job, but as a constant mental state. Everyday situations involving airport visits or mechanic workshops become moments where this design validates their unique lifestyle without needing explanation.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the exact dimensions of the spare airplane apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide standard coverage. Additionally, the waist ties measure 42 inches on each side to ensure a secure fit. These specific measurements allow the wearer to adjust the length comfortably regardless of their build.
How does the distressed ink hold up against washing? The print utilizes a distressed aesthetic that mimics worn fabric rather than a solid block of color. This texture helps the ink blend with the material surface, making fading less noticeable over time compared to sharp, crisp edges. The design remains legible even after repeated exposure to water and detergent.
Does the design include specific icons for sleeping about planes? Yes, the bottom right corner features a line drawing of a bed with a figure lying under covers. Above this bed is a thought bubble containing an airplane, directly illustrating the caption 'DREAM ABOUT AIRPLANES.' This specific icon confirms the design covers sleep as one of the six listed spare time activities.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Spare aprons
- Who is the ideal customer for this collection?
- The ideal customer is someone who values preparation and keeps backups for their hobbies or work. This includes mechanics, DIY enthusiasts, and collectors who appreciate having spare parts ready for emergencies. The designs resonate with people who take pride in being organized and prepared for any situation.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- This set includes diverse designs such as the spare car apron, spare enthusiast car apron, and spare parts of an apron. It also features niche themes like the rms birthday apron, spare gun apron, spare biker apron, spare bike apron, and roller spare time apron. Each design offers a unique perspective on preparedness and backup items.
- How do I choose the right apron from this group?
- Choose based on your specific hobby or area of interest. If you work on cars, select the spare car apron. For motorcycle lovers, the spare biker apron might be best. Consider the humor level; the spare parts of an apron is meta-humorous. Match the design to the person you are buying for to ensure it feels personal and relevant.
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