Thanksgiving
Swallow Thanksgiving Apron Featuring a Cartoon Roasted
Swallow thanksgiving apron - Cartoon roasted turkey with text GOBBLE ME SWALLOW ME DRIP GRAVY DOWN THE SIDE OF ME
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Swallow Thanksgiving Apron Featuring a Cartoon Roasted is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
swallow thanksgiving apron features a cartoon roasted turkey with the text GOBBLE ME SWALLOW ME DRIP GRAVY DOWN THE SIDE OF ME. The phrase is a pun on a pop song that lands as a request for messy indulgence. Wearing it signals you are ready for a heavy meal without taking yourself too seriously. Home cooks and holiday hosts who love food humor will feel this was made for them.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
A cartoon roasted turkey lies on its back in the center of the panel, painted in shades of brown and orange with white highlights. White text arches above the bird reading GOBBLE ME SWALLOW ME, while DRIP GRAVY DOWN THE SIDE OF ME sits below in matching white lettering. A silver gravy boat pours dark brown liquid onto the turkey's chest, reinforcing the visual pun. The image captures the specific model of a Thanksgiving dinner gone hilariously wrong, tying the typography and illustration into one cohesive joke about overindulgence.
Where It Earns Its Keep
Kitchen staff and family hosts notice the bold lettering and cartoon bird first when wearing this item. Gifting this swallow thanksgiving apron to a friend who makes the main course acknowledges their hard work with a laugh. Everyday situations involving messy cooking or long dinner prep benefit from the durable fabric and spacious pockets that keep tools handy without restricting movement.
Good To Know
What are the dimensions of the pockets on this apron? Each pocket measures 8 x 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate various utensils. This specific sizing allows you to carry tongs, spatulas, or towels securely while keeping your hands free for plating the turkey. How does the ink hold up against repeated washing? The print remains vibrant because it is integrated into the 10 oz cotton canvas structure rather than sitting loosely on top. Repeated laundering actually improves the feel as the stiff fabric softens, ensuring the graphic stays legible through many holiday seasons. Does the design include any specific holiday symbols beyond the turkey? No, the artwork focuses exclusively on the roasted bird, the gravy boat, and the text. By omitting generic icons like leaves or cornucopias, the design relies entirely on the specific reference to make its point about the meal itself.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Thanksgiving aprons
- Who makes these aprons best suited for?
- These aprons are ideal for family members who host Thanksgiving dinners or assist with cooking. They suit anyone who enjoys humorous, themed apparel that adds personality to kitchen tasks without sacrificing comfort or practicality during holiday preparations.
- What designs are included here?
- The collection features diverse prints including turkey motifs, Peanuts character references, and harvest scenes. Each design captures the spirit of the holiday through humor and nostalgia, offering options for adults and toddlers alike within this specific Thanksgiving-themed assortment.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on personal taste in humor or favorite characters. Consider whether you prefer bold graphic statements or subtle seasonal references. Match the print to your role in the gathering, whether you are the main cook or assisting in the kitchen.
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