

Swallow Thanksgiving Day Aprons Featuring Gobble Me Swallow
Swallow thanksgiving day aprons - GOBBLE ME SWALLOW ME text above cartoon turkey with gravy drip and white bottom text
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Swallow Thanksgiving Day Aprons Featuring Gobble Me Swallow is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
swallow thanksgiving day aprons features the phrase GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME above a cartoon roasted turkey. The text DRIP GRAVY DOWN THE SIDE OF ME below completes a pun on being ready to eat. Wearing it signals you are prepared for the feast and enjoy holiday humor. Family members who love food jokes will feel this was made for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
This design places two lines of yellow and orange text above a central cartoon turkey illustration. Two additional white lines appear below the bird, framing the image vertically. Brown gravy drips from a ladle onto the orange turkey, pooling underneath in a matching brown shade. White bone tips contrast against the orange body. The layout centers the roasted bird between the upper and lower text blocks. All elements combine into a single cohesive graphic celebrating the meal.
Who Gets The Joke
Home cooks and hosts appreciate this swallow thanksgiving day aprons for its playful tone during dinner prep. It serves as a humorous gift for anyone who enjoys puns at the holiday table. Wear it while carving or serving to show you value fun alongside tradition.
Answers Up Front
Does the waist tie fit different body sizes? Yes, each side measures 42 inches long, allowing enough fabric to tie securely in front. This length accommodates various torso widths without slipping or pulling. You can adjust the knot position comfortably regardless of build, ensuring the apron stays in place during active kitchen use.
Can I wash the ink without fading? The printed design holds up through standard washing cycles because the ink bonds deeply with the fabric surface. Color integrity remains consistent even after repeated cleaning. Avoid bleach or high heat drying to preserve the vibrancy of the orange, yellow, and white lettering over time.
Is the turkey depicted as whole or carved? The illustration shows a complete roasted turkey lying flat with bones visible at the ends. No carving marks or separated parts appear in the drawing. This confirms the image represents the bird before slicing, aligning with the pun about swallowing rather than serving.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Thanksgiving Day aprons
- Who will enjoy these aprons the most?
- These aprons are ideal for hosts and guests who love Thanksgiving humor. They suit people who enjoy festive gatherings and want to wear something fun that reflects their personality during holiday meals and preparations.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The collection includes designs featuring bigfoot, turkeys, gobble text, legs, pumpkins, dabbing poses, exercise motifs, and family turkey imagery. Each design offers a different angle on Thanksgiving celebration and tradition.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Consider your personal sense of humor and what resonates with you. If you like cryptids, choose bigfoot. For traditional vibes, pick the turkey or pumpkin designs. Active hosts might prefer the exercise theme.
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