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Thanksgiving Green Christmas Apron Featuring a Green Bean
Thanksgiving green christmas apron - White typography mimicking a nutrition facts label for green bean casserole
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Thanksgiving Green Christmas Apron Featuring a Green Bean is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
thanksgiving green christmas apron features a white typography design mimicking a nutrition facts label. The print lists calories and nutrients for green bean casserole while adding a wish that the stuffing is tasty and dinner does not end in a fight. Wearing this puts a smile on the face of anyone who knows holiday cooking is hard work, and family members who appreciate a cook who keeps the peace at the table.
What The Print Says
The printed text stacks fifteen lines in the style of a standard nutrition facts panel to create a wholesome joke about the side dish. White lettering displays specific values like 118 calories, 7.3g total fat, and 343mg sodium alongside percentages for vitamins A and C. Below the data, a blessing hopes the mash and gravy are smooth with no lumps and that the pie is delicious. This layout belongs to the tradition of Thanksgiving dinners where the green bean casserole is a central fixture, turning nutritional data into a festive prayer for a perfect meal.
The Cook It Was Made For
The home cook or potluck attendee wears this because they handle the heavy lifting of the main course. It serves as a humorous gift for the person who ensures the turkey is plump and the yams are a delight. The apron protects against spills while signaling that the wearer manages the holiday with humor and care.
Ordering Questions
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate long utensils or phones without blocking the waistline. Will the ink withstand washing? The durable print remains legible through repeated laundering because the white ink bonds deeply with the stiff cotton canvas fabric during production. Does this design include specific dietary claims? No, it lists fictional nutrient values like 1.7g protein to support the visual gag of a food label rather than actual health information.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bean aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for this specific bean-themed apron?
- This apron suits gardeners who grow their own vegetables, coffee roasters who value their craft, and anyone who appreciates dry humor. It gifts well for friends who enjoy casual hobbies like gardening, coffee brewing, or playing cornhole outdoors with family.
- What distinguishes these designs from general kitchen wear?
- These designs focus specifically on the cultural and recreational aspects of beans, including Thanksgiving traditions, coffee rituals, and lawn games. Unlike generic kitchen aprons, they feature unique motifs like toe cats and gnome characters that speak directly to niche interests rather than broad kitchen themes.
- How should I choose between the various bean illustrations available?
- Select based on the wearer's primary interest. Choose the coffee bean variants for caffeine enthusiasts, the Thanksgiving design for holiday hosts, or the cornhole theme for backyard game players. Consider whether they prefer the subtle charm of the cute beans style or the direct humor found in the funny beans option.
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