Collie
Typical Border Collie Apron Featuring a Cartoon Dog Holding
Typical border collie apron - Cartoon brown white dog holding yellow green tennis balls with obsessive pun text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Typical Border Collie Apron Featuring a Cartoon Dog Holding is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
typical border collie apron features a cartoon dog holding tennis balls in its mouth. The printed text asks 'DO YOU THINK I MIGHT BE OBSESSIVE?' to reference the breed's intense focus on fetching. Wearing it signals that you understand this specific humor, and dog owners who collect sports equipment will feel this was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
This typical border collie apron centers on a brown and white dog sitting amid a pile of yellow-green tennis balls. Text splits above and below the illustration, reading 'DO YOU THINK I MIGHT BE' and 'OBSESSIVE?'. The design uses black outlines and cartoon styling to depict the pun about herding instincts. This visual arrangement ties the breed's reputation for intensity directly to the printed question.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This typical border collie apron belongs in kitchens where cooking happens alongside pet management. It serves as a gift for owners who recognize their dog’s obsession with sports gear. The design fits casual wear during meal prep when the wearer wants to acknowledge their pet's personality without taking themselves too seriously.
What Buyers Ask
Does the waist tie fit most body sizes comfortably?
Yes, the waist ties are 42 inches each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front regardless of torso width. This measurement accommodates various body shapes while keeping the apron stable during movement.
Will the ink stay sharp after repeated washing cycles?
The print remains durable because it is applied using methods designed for fabric longevity. Standard laundering preserves the clarity of both the cartoon illustration and the split text layout without fading or cracking over time.
Why does this design specifically reference obsessive behavior rather than general playfulness?
The joke relies on the breed's well-known tendency to hoard objects like tennis balls. The image shows the dog surrounded by multiple balls, visually confirming the textual claim about fixation rather than simple enjoyment of playtime.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Collie aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for Border Collie owners, shepherds, and dog sport competitors. It appeals to those who appreciate the breed's intelligence and herding heritage. The designs cater to both professional handlers and passionate pet parents who want to show their dedication.
- What specific designs are included in this range?
- The range features distinct themes such as the throw, herd, rough dog, and anatomy prints. You can also find options like the bandana style and general owner-focused imagery. Each design highlights different aspects of the breed's behavior and physical characteristics for varied tastes.
- How do I choose the right design for my personality?
- Select based on your relationship with your dog. Active herders might prefer the herd or throw designs. Those interested in science may choose the anatomy print. Casual owners often enjoy the bandana style. Consider whether you want to highlight work skills or simple affection for your companion.
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