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Botanical Plant Apron All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once
Botanical plant apron - All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once text surrounding toxic botanical illustrations in green
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Botanical Plant Apron All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
botanical plant apron displays the phrase ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE, SOME ONLY ONCE across the front panel. The text frames a cluster of toxic flora including Deadly Nightshade and Foxglove rendered in realistic botanical style. This sarcastic warning means that while nature offers food, consuming these specific species is fatal. Wearing it signals dark humor to fellow foragers, and it was made specifically for goth gardeners and herbalists who appreciate dangerous wit.
A Closer Look At The Artwork
The central illustration features a dense arrangement of poisonous plants drawn in a realistic style using green, white, pink, purple, and blue colors. An arched line of text reading ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE sits above the foliage, while a straight line reading SOME ONLY ONCE anchors the bottom. Specific species are identified with small labels and pointing lines, naming deadly nightshade, foxglove, poison hemlock, monkshood, and lily of the valley alongside their Latin namess. This layout mimics a scientific chart but delivers a sarcastic joke about the lethality of these beautiful flowers.
Where It Earns Its Keep
This botanical plant apron appeals to the goth gardener or herbalist who appreciates dark humor regarding foraging safety. It makes a thoughtful birthday or holiday gift for family members interested in botany and plant identification. The design fits naturally into a workspace where the wearer handles raw ingredients or works in a garden setting.
Good To Know
What are the dimensions of this botanical plant apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide adequate coverage. The waist ties extend 42 inches on each side, ensuring they are long enough to tie securely in the front regardless of the wearer's build.
How does the ink withstand washing and wear? The print quality is designed to endure repeated laundering without fading or cracking. The durable application ensures the humorous text and detailed botanical illustrations remain visible and sharp through many wash cycles.
Does this design depict real scientific names? Yes, the artwork includes accurate Latin nomenclature such as Atropa Belladonna and Digitalis Purpurea next to the common names. These labels point to specific plants within the cluster, adding a layer of genuine botanical detail to the sarcastic warning.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about All Plant aprons
- Who is the best fit for these plant-themed aprons?
- These aprons are made for gardeners, plant lovers, and families who enjoy outdoor activities together. They suit anyone who appreciates the beauty of nature and wants to wear something that reflects their personal interests and hobbies related to botany.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- The set includes various designs such as humorous plant jokes, sentimental father-child themes, and specific focuses on edible and flowering plants. Each design captures different aspects of gardening, from casual fun to serious horticultural appreciation, ensuring there is something for every type of plant enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right design for my needs?
- Consider whether you prefer humor, sentimentality, or specific plant types when selecting an apron. If you grow vegetables, look for edible plant options. For general gardening, choose designs featuring flowers or funny quotes. Think about who will be wearing it to ensure the theme resonates with their personality and gardening style.
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