

Both Funny Tequila Apron Featuring IT'S COOL I'VE HAD
Both funny tequila apron - Green text IT'S COOL I'VE HAD BOTH MY SHOTS above two orange shot glasses and two lime slices
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Both Funny Tequila Apron Featuring IT'S COOL I'VE HAD is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
both funny tequila apron puts the phrase IT'S COOL I'VE HAD BOTH MY SHOTS across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on being fully vaccinated rather than drinking alcohol. Wearing it signals you are ready for party antics without compromise, and this design was made for hosts who appreciate health-conscious humor at social gatherings.
Reading The Design
The artwork places bold dark green lettering in a stacked arrangement at the top of the panel to announce the main joke. Below the text, two shot glasses filled with orange liquid and rimmed in light blue overlap slightly with two lime slices cut into wedges. The illustration uses a simple cartoon style where the green rinds of the limes match the color of the printed words. This composition ties the visual elements of tequila service directly to the textual punchline to create a cohesive image.
When People Wear It
Bar tenders and party hosts notice the witty wordplay immediately when selecting their work gear for an event. A friend might give this both funny tequila apron as a humorous gift for someone who enjoys celebrating responsibly. It gets worn in real situations like backyard cookouts or birthday dinners where the wearer wants to signal they have already taken care of their safety obligations before mixing drinks.
Common Questions
What is the size of the pockets on this apron? The pockets measure exactly 8 x 7 inches each and are positioned on the lower half of the garment. They are split in the middle to create two separate compartments, allowing you to reach in from either side while keeping tools organized securely against your body.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print remains durable because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric stabilizes after two or three wash cycles. As the material softens from use, the ink bonds more effectively with the fibers, ensuring the green text and colorful graphics do not crack or fade during regular cleaning.
Why does this design reference vaccination instead of drinking? The phrase IT'S COOL I'VE HAD BOTH MY SHOTS is a play on words that celebrates immunization status rather than alcohol consumption. This specific pun distinguishes the design from standard drinking aprons by using a cultural reference that implies the wearer is prepared and safe, adding a layer of social commentary to the kitchen wear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Tequila aprons
- Who should buy this collection?
- This collection is ideal for tequila enthusiasts, bartenders, party hosts, and anyone who loves Mexican culture or LGBTQ+ pride. It suits those who enjoy adding humor and personality to their kitchen attire during social gatherings or casual nights at home.
- What designs are included?
- The collection includes the mariachi skeleton apron, lgbt friends apron, tequila serape apron, and both shot apron. Each design features unique themes such as cultural heritage, pride symbols, and playful drinking motifs, appealing to diverse tastes and interests within the tequila-loving community.
- How do I choose one?
- Choose based on your personal style or the occasion. Pick the mariachi skeleton for cultural flair, the lgbt friends apron for pride celebrations, or the both shot apron for a humorous touch. Consider who will wear it and what message you want to convey at your next gathering.
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