

Shot Funny Tequila Apron Featuring Retro Striped Sun
Shot funny tequila apron - Retro striped sun behind two shot glasses and lime slices with arched text
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Shot Funny Tequila Apron Featuring Retro Striped Sun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
shot funny tequila apron puts the phrase IT'S COOL! I'VE HAD, BOTH MY, SHOTS across the front panel, where it reads as a pun about finishing two drinks. Wearing it signals you are ready for party antics, and bar patrons or hosts who enjoy retro aesthetics feel this was made for them.
What The Print Says
The artwork centers on a retro sun formed by horizontal stripes in yellow, orange, red, teal, and white. Two shot glasses containing amber liquid stand directly in front of these colored bands, with two green lime slices resting near their base. Yellow text arches over the top of the sun graphic, sitting above the imagery. Below the glasses, white and yellow lettering completes the phrase, framed by short blue lines. This composition blends vintage color palettes with specific tequila imagery to create a cohesive nostalgic statement.
The Cook It Was Made For
This shot funny tequila apron targets home cooks and mixologists who value wit alongside functionality. It makes a memorable gift for birthdays or housewarmings for friends who favor vintage decor. The wearer experiences comfort during lively dinner parties or casual entertaining, where the design serves as both protection and a conversational prop.
Ordering Questions
Does this apron have storage pockets? Yes, it includes two front pockets measuring 8 x 7 inches each, split in the middle to preserve the central graphic while offering space for holding small utensils or napkins during food preparation.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design remains durable through laundering because the cotton canvas fabric stiffens initially but softens significantly after two or three washes, ensuring the colorful graphics stay intact without cracking or peeling.
Is the design related to vaccination status? No, the phrase is a drinking pun referring to consuming two tequila shots rather than medical immunity, relying on the visual of shot glasses and lime to confirm the alcoholic context and intent.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Tequila aprons
- Who should buy this collection?
- This collection is ideal for tequila enthusiasts, bartenders, party hosts, and anyone who loves Mexican culture or LGBTQ+ pride. It suits those who enjoy adding humor and personality to their kitchen attire during social gatherings or casual nights at home.
- What designs are included?
- The collection includes the mariachi skeleton apron, lgbt friends apron, tequila serape apron, and both shot apron. Each design features unique themes such as cultural heritage, pride symbols, and playful drinking motifs, appealing to diverse tastes and interests within the tequila-loving community.
- How do I choose one?
- Choose based on your personal style or the occasion. Pick the mariachi skeleton for cultural flair, the lgbt friends apron for pride celebrations, or the both shot apron for a humorous touch. Consider who will wear it and what message you want to convey at your next gathering.
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