Tequila
May Tequila Apron: Distressed Shot Glass Design
May tequila apron - Distressed TEQUILA pun text around shot glass with lime slice in lime green and white
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
May Tequila Apron: Distressed Shot Glass Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
may tequila apron puts the phrase TEQUILA MAY NOT BE THE ANSWER BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT across the front panel, and the pun reads as a playful admission that drinking is worth the risk. Wearing it signals you appreciate party humor, and friends who enjoy Cinco de Mayo celebrations will feel this was made for them.
The Design Itself
The artwork features stacked distressed lettering in lime green and white surrounding a central shot glass illustration filled with yellow liquid. A lime slice rests on the rim of the glass, which sits between lines of text reading TEQUILA MAY NOT BE THE ANSWER above and BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT below. The design uses a distressed art style to give the print a worn, vintage look rather than a fresh commercial appearance. This layout centers the shot glass as the focal point while the bold typography frames the humorous pun clearly for anyone viewing the front panel.
Occasions It Fits
This may tequila apron fits home cooks hosting festive dinners or bartenders serving drinks at parties where laughter matches the pace. It serves as a gift for someone who enjoys drinking culture and wants to display their sense of humor during casual gatherings. The black bib apron protects clothing while the adjustable neck strap ensures a secure fit during active use in busy kitchen environments.
Things People Ask
What are the dimensions of the neck strap on this product? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches, allowing the black bib apron to accommodate various adult body sizes comfortably without slipping or feeling too tight during extended wear. Does the ink durability hold up after repeated laundering? The distressed print style is designed to withstand washing cycles because the textured appearance mimics natural wear, making minor fading indistinguishable from the intended vintage aesthetic over time. Why does this specific design appeal to party hosts more than standard cooking gear? The pun TEQUILA MAY NOT BE THE ANSWER BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT transforms a functional item into conversation starter that acknowledges the social aspect of cooking and drinking together rather than just focusing on food preparation.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Tequila aprons
- Who should buy this collection?
- This collection is ideal for tequila enthusiasts, bartenders, party hosts, and anyone who loves Mexican culture or LGBTQ+ pride. It suits those who enjoy adding humor and personality to their kitchen attire during social gatherings or casual nights at home.
- What designs are included?
- The collection includes the mariachi skeleton apron, lgbt friends apron, tequila serape apron, and both shot apron. Each design features unique themes such as cultural heritage, pride symbols, and playful drinking motifs, appealing to diverse tastes and interests within the tequila-loving community.
- How do I choose one?
- Choose based on your personal style or the occasion. Pick the mariachi skeleton for cultural flair, the lgbt friends apron for pride celebrations, or the both shot apron for a humorous touch. Consider who will wear it and what message you want to convey at your next gathering.
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