Bald
Cute Another Funny Bald Apron Featuring Just Another Sexy
Cute another funny bald apron - White stacked text reading Just Another Sexy Bald Guy in mixed fonts
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Cute Another Funny Bald Apron Featuring Just Another Sexy is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A cute another funny bald apron puts the phrase Just Another Sexy Bald Guy across the front panel, and the white stacked lettering reads as a confident declaration of self-acceptance. Wearing it allows the wearer to embrace their lack of hair with a smile, and bald men who spend time in the kitchen feel this specific design was crafted entirely for them.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork relies exclusively on white typography arranged in a strict two-line stack against the fabric background. The top line displays the words JUST ANOTHER SEXY in a distressed, textured block font that appears weathered. Beneath it, the words Bald Guy appear in a smooth, flowing script typeface that contrasts sharply with the rigid letters above. This visual arrangement creates a balanced composition where the contrasting styles emphasize the punchline through simple typographic weight rather than illustrations or icons.
Made For This Crowd
Bald men working at a stove notice the immediate recognition of their specific look in the bold white lettering. A cute another funny bald apron makes an ideal humorous gift for birthdays or Christmas for the friend who refuses to hide his scalp. Everyday cooking sessions become more enjoyable when the protective gear matches the wearer's personal style and sense of humor perfectly.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the storage pockets? Each of the two front pockets measures exactly 8 inches by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow easy access to items stored within the deep compartments. Will the white text survive repeated laundering? The ink is designed to endure standard washing cycles without fading or peeling, ensuring the crisp white lettering remains legible even after the stiff cotton canvas softens through regular use. Must the wearer actually be bald to use this? No, the design functions as a general novelty for anyone who enjoys the specific phrasing, though it naturally resonates most with those who identify with the printed statement.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bald aprons
- Who is the best audience for these aprons?
- These aprons are ideal for individuals who are bald and enjoy wearing their hair status as a badge of honor. They also make great gifts for friends or family members who appreciate self-deprecating humor and want to add a unique, conversational piece to their kitchen wardrobe.
- What types of designs can I expect to see?
- You will encounter various themes including holiday references like the fourth of july flag design, fatherhood tributes such as the doe dad print, and pure comedy pieces. Each design focuses on the bald theme through different lenses, ensuring there is a style that matches your specific sense of humor.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Consider whether you prefer patriotic themes, family-oriented humor, or abstract jokes about hair loss. Look at the specific imagery in each apron to see if it resonates with your personality. Selecting one depends on whether you want to make a bold statement or share a quiet laugh in the kitchen.
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