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Famous Hen Apron Featuring a Cartoon Chicken Diagram
Famous hen apron - Cartoon brown hen with arrows pointing to Chiken Butt, Chicken Poo, and Chiken Thigh labels
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Famous Hen Apron Featuring a Cartoon Chicken Diagram is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The famous hen apron puts GUESS WHAT? and Chiken Butt across the front panel, and the diagram lands as a satirical look at farm hygiene. Wearing it makes the wearer seem like they understand the daily chaos of a coop, and fellow chicken owners feel this was made specifically for their sense of humor.
Looking At The Front Panel
A cartoon-style brown hen with a red comb dominates the center of the panel, standing atop scattered yellow straw. White droppings appear near the feet, connected by thin curved arrows to script text reading Chiken Poo. Additional labels identify Chiken Butt, Chiken Breast, and Chiken Thigh in matching script fonts, contrasting with the bold, distressed block letters of the main questions GUESS WHAT?, GUESS WHO?, and GUESS WHY?.
Who Gets The Joke
Backyard chicken keepers and home cooks notice the accurate yet silly labeling of bird parts first. This famous hen apron serves as a perfect gift for poultry enthusiasts who appreciate agricultural puns over polished aesthetics. It gets worn during messy food prep or farm chores where durability and a laugh are equally important.
Answers Up Front
What are the dimensions of the pockets on this famous hen apron? The two front pockets measure exactly 8 x 7 inches each and are split in the middle to accommodate various tools. This generous size allows you to carry tongs, scissors, or phone securely without cluttering the main panel or restricting movement while cooking.
How does the ink withstand repeated laundering on this design? The print uses durable inks designed to resist fading and cracking through multiple wash cycles. The distressed texture of the lettering helps mask minor wear, ensuring the humorous labels remain readable and distinct even after frequent use in a busy kitchen or barn.
What specific phrase on the apron clarifies the joke about the chicken's behavior? The bottom line reads Ask the Hen, which acts as the definitive punchline to the visual diagram above. This closing statement confirms that the mess and the confusing labels are intentional jokes about the bird's nature rather than actual culinary instructions.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hen aprons
- Who will appreciate these designs most?
- Backyard chicken owners and hobby farmers who enjoy sharing their passion through wearable art. These pieces resonate with individuals who find humor and warmth in the daily routines of caring for their flock, making them ideal gifts for friends or family members deeply involved in poultry keeping.
- What themes are included here?
- The collection explores various aspects of hen life, from the protective nature of a mother hen to the comedic chaos of a busy coop. Designs range from subtle animal references to bold rooster imagery, ensuring there is a visual style that matches the wearer’s specific relationship with their birds.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your personal connection to the birds. If you view yourself as a caretaker, pick a mother hen style. For those who laugh at the mess, a funny hen option works best. Consider whether you want to highlight the rooster or focus on the gentle dynamics of the flock itself.
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