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Funny Spare Chicken Apron Featuring Things I Do
Funny spare chicken apron - Cartoon chickens standing and on laptop with text Things I Do In My Spare Time
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Spare Chicken Apron Featuring Things I Do is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
funny spare chicken apron displays the phrase THINGS I DO IN MY SPARE TIME above a grid of cartoons. The text lists activities like hanging out with, looking at, researching, talking about, thinking about, and dreaming about chickens to express total obsession. Wearing it signals that poultry is your entire personality, and fellow backyard keepers know this specific dedication instantly.
Inside The Artwork
The main title appears in bold white letters across the top of the black bib apron. A 2x3 grid of cartoon illustrations occupies the lower section, each captioned with a specific chicken-related activity. Brown, white, and grey birds appear standing together in the first panel and inside a frame for the second. A laptop graphic shows the same trio on a screen for the research task, while speech and thought bubbles visualize conversation and contemplation. The final image places the birds above a bed to represent sleep. This layout transforms a simple list into a visual manifesto of single-minded passion.
Who It Speaks To
Chicken owners notice the specific activities listed on the front panel immediately. This funny spare chicken apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who admits they have no life outside the coop. It gets worn in the kitchen when preparing eggs or in the barn during feeding time to show that the wearer’s hobby is also their identity.
Quick Answers
What are the dimensions of the neck strap on this product? The neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a proper fit. This adjustable range accommodates different torso lengths and allows the wearer to tighten the strap securely around the neck for safety while working.
How does the ink hold up during washing cycles? The printed graphics remain vibrant after repeated laundering because the ink bonds deeply with the black fabric. You can wash this apron normally without worrying that the white text or colorful bird illustrations will fade or peel away from the surface.
Why does the laptop illustration differ from the other panels? The laptop panel depicts the chickens on a digital screen rather than physically present. This specific detail separates the research activity from the physical interactions shown in the standing and bubble illustrations, highlighting that online study is just another form of obsession.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Spare aprons
- Who is the ideal customer for this collection?
- The ideal customer is someone who values preparation and keeps backups for their hobbies or work. This includes mechanics, DIY enthusiasts, and collectors who appreciate having spare parts ready for emergencies. The designs resonate with people who take pride in being organized and prepared for any situation.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
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- Choose based on your specific hobby or area of interest. If you work on cars, select the spare car apron. For motorcycle lovers, the spare biker apron might be best. Consider the humor level; the spare parts of an apron is meta-humorous. Match the design to the person you are buying for to ensure it feels personal and relevant.
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