Wiccan
Moon Ravens Apron Featuring an Attempte Murder Crow Pun
Moon ravens apron - Grey crow silhouette in front of striped moon with arched attempted murder text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Moon Ravens Apron Featuring an Attempte Murder Crow Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The moon ravens apron puts the phrase ATTEMPTED MURDER across the front panel, arching over and under a grey crow silhouette. This wording lands as a pun on the collective noun for crows, revealing that a group is technically called a murder. Wearing it shows off a clever appreciation for dark wordplay and ornithology, and it was made for bird lovers who enjoy obscure trivia.
Inside The Artwork
A grey crow stands centered in front of a moon detailed with horizontal stripes. The word ATTEMPTED arches over the top while MURDER curves along the bottom in a matching font. These elements use only grey, black, and white to maintain a minimalist aesthetic. The layout belongs to a retro style often seen in occult or pagan art. The text and image combine to form a single circular emblem rather than separate parts.
Who It Speaks To
Bird watchers notice the accurate use of the term murder immediately. This moon ravens apron works well as a gift for someone who loves Wiccan or pagan aesthetics. It gets worn in everyday settings where the wearer wants to display a quiet, intellectual sense of humor about nature.
Quick Answers
What are the measurements of the neck strap on this product? The neck strap is adjustable and measures between 20 and 30 inches. This range ensures the apron fits most adults securely regardless of their height or build.
How does the ink hold up during washing cycles? The printed design remains intact through standard laundering because the ink bonds permanently to the fabric. You can wash the apron without worrying about the grey or black graphics fading or peeling away.
Why is the term murder used for a group of crows? This specific design highlights the biological fact that crows are the only birds with this collective noun. Unlike other groups named after sounds or colors, a flock is legally termed a murder, which explains the pun.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Wiccan aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for Wiccans, pagans, and spiritual seekers who appreciate symbolic art. It suits those who enjoy blending gothic aesthetics with nature-inspired motifs, offering a way to express faith through wearable design without compromising on style or personal meaning.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set includes diverse themes such as the moon witch, moon cat, plague goth, wiccan tree, nature witch, doctor goth, occult Salem Oregon, and transgender boho designs. Each piece tells a unique story related to spirituality, history, or identity, providing variety for different tastes and preferences.
- How do I choose the right design for me?
- Choose based on your primary interest: select the moon witch or nature witch for elemental connection, the plague goth or occult Salem for historical intrigue, or the transgender boho for identity celebration. Consider which symbol resonates most deeply with your current spiritual journey or personal aesthetic preference.
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