

Pun Ravens Apron: Attempted Murder Crow Design
Pun ravens apron - Two black crows on red background with grey Attempted Murder text
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Pun Ravens Apron: Attempted Murder Crow Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "pun ravens apron" puts the exact printed text ATTEMPTED MURDER across the front panel, and the grey lettering reads as a play on the collective noun for crows. Two black birds stand before a red block to visualize the incomplete group, and wearing it signals a love for literary wordplay, and readers who admire Edgar Allan Poe or bird biology feel this was crafted for their specific wit.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork centers on two black crows positioned in front of a solid red rectangular field, creating a sharp contrast between the dark figures and the bright background. Grey text spelling ATTEMPTED MURDER sits behind the birds, visible through the gaps between their forms and above their heads. The cartoon style emphasizes clean lines and high contrast, with tiny red eyes on the crows mirroring the red backdrop. Since a group of crows is historically called a murder, the presence of only two birds logically necessitates the qualifier attempted. This arrangement turns a zoological fact into a visual joke that rewards the viewer for knowing the terminology.
Made For This Crowd
This item targets bird watchers, literature buffs, and fans of dark wit who prefer cleverness over shock value. Gifting the pun ravens apron to a friend who collects crows or studies folklore honors their specific interests in ornithology and puns. The design works best in casual settings like book clubs, garden parties, or home kitchens where the wearer can explain the reference to curious onlookers.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the apron fit standard torso sizes? Yes, the 10 oz cotton canvas construction provides a structured fit that accommodates most body types without being restrictive. The stiff fabric softens after a few washes to ensure comfort during extended wear while maintaining its shape around the waist and chest area.
How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed design remains durable because the heavy cotton canvas supports the ink application without stretching or cracking during use. You can wash the garment to maintain cleanliness without worrying about the grey text or red background fading prematurely from normal laundering cycles.
Why are there exactly two crows shown? The specific count of two birds is necessary to execute the pun because a full group is defined as a murder. Having fewer than a collective necessitates the label attempted murder, making the numerical accuracy essential to the joke's logic and visual impact.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crow Raven aprons
- Who enjoys the crow meme apron most?
- People who love internet culture and dark humor appreciate this design. It resonates with those who understand the viral jokes surrounding crows and their clever behaviors. Fans of witty, modern commentary on social media often select this piece for its relatable and humorous nod to online trends and bird intelligence.
- What makes the raven halloween apron unique?
- This design specifically targets Halloween celebrations by featuring iconic raven imagery associated with the spooky season. It appeals to those who enjoy festive attire that nods to classic horror tropes without being overly scary. The theme fits perfectly for autumn events, parties, or anyone wanting to takes in the magical and mysterious atmosphere of October.
- How does the murder bird apron differ from others?
- The murder bird apron plays on the collective noun for crows, offering a clever wordplay twist. It suits birdwatchers and language enthusiasts who appreciate ornithological facts presented in a smart format. Unlike purely decorative options, this design adds an educational layer to your kitchen attire, sparking conversations about avian social structures.
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