

Grow Chicken Apron: Husband of Chicken Lady Cartoon Print
Grow chicken apron - Cartoon man holding three white chickens with orange and yellow text above and below
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Grow Chicken Apron: Husband of Chicken Lady Cartoon Print is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'grow chicken apron' introduces a design featuring the text 'I NEVER DREAMED I'D GROW UP TO BE A SUPER COOL HUSBAND OF A FREAKING AWESOME CRAZY SPOILED CHICKEN LADY BUT HERE I AM, KILLING IT'. This print depicts a cartoon man holding white chickens in orange and yellow lettering. The joke celebrates his supportive role as the partner to an enthusiastic poultry owner. Wearing it signals pride in her hobby without rivalry. It is made specifically for men who support their partners' feathered flocks.
What The Print Says
The 'grow chicken apron' puts the phrase 'I NEVER DREAMED I'D GROW UP TO BE A SUPER COOL HUSBAND' across the top section in large orange and white block letters. Stars flank the line reading 'I'D GROW UP' while horizontal dashes bracket the words 'TO BE A SUPER COOL'. Below the central illustration, the text continues in smaller white font stating 'OF A FREAKING AWESOME CRAZY SPOILED' followed by 'CHICKEN LADY' in bold orange. The final line reads 'BUT HERE I AM, KILLING IT' in white sans-serif type. A cartoon man with brown hair, a mustache, and a yellow hat stands in the center holding three white chickens with red combs. He wears blue overalls and brown boots, embodying the wholesome farm life referenced in the text. The layout balances the heavy typography with the illustrated character to create a cohesive graphic statement.
The Cook It Was Made For
This grow chicken apron targets the spouse of a dedicated hen keeper during anniversaries or birthdays. The waist ties allow adjustment for various body sizes while working in the coop. It serves as a practical gift that acknowledges the unique dynamic of supporting a passionate animal lover.
Ordering Questions
What are the dimensions of this apron? It measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. The waist ties are 42 inches on each side, ensuring a secure fit for most body types when tied in front. This generous sizing accommodates different heights and builds comfortably during use.
Does the ink fade after washing? The printed colors remain vibrant because the design uses durable pigments resistant to standard cleaning cycles. Regular laundering maintains the orange and white contrast without bleeding or dulling the cartoon details. The ink bonds permanently to the fabric to withstand repeated exposure to water and soap.
Is this design specific to chicken owners? Yes, the explicit text regarding being a husband to a 'chicken lady' makes it unique. No other generic farming apron contains this exact phrase celebrating the partner of a poultry enthusiast. The specific wording ensures the wearer understands exactly who this apparel was created for.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Chicken Lady aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these chicken-themed prints?
- These prints are made for backyard farmers, hobbyists, and anyone who enjoys keeping poultry as a rewarding pastime. They suit individuals who take pride in their flock and want to wear their passion visibly during gardening, cooking, or farm tasks.
- What specific themes are included in this collection?
- This collection features vintage farming styles, retro aesthetics, and humorous interpretations of chicken behavior. You will find designs celebrating hen protection, couple coordination, and playful artistic visions tailored specifically to the chicken keeping community.
- How should I choose the right design from this set?
- Select based on your preferred aesthetic, whether that is nostalgic vintage, modern cool, or witty humor. Consider if you want to express solo dedication or pair up with a partner using matching couple designs for a coordinated look.
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