Flock Chicken
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Lady Chicken
Dreamed Chicken
Dreamed chicken with apron - Cartoon rooster head on yellow circle with text I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Super
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Dreamed Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
dreamed chicken with apron puts the phrase I NEVER DREAMED I'D GROW UP TO BE A SUPER SEXY Chicken Lady BUT HERE I AM, KILLING IT across the front panel, and the words land as a sarcastic celebration of adult life choices. Wearing it signals pride in poultry keeping, and a closing clause naming the specific people it was made for identifies this as essential gear for anyone managing a flock who enjoys a good laugh.
What You Are Looking At
A cartoon chicken head sits centered in front of a yellow circle and a ribbon banner. The text stacks above and below the image, with the first line arched in yellow and white. Red accents appear on the bird's comb and wattle against the yellow body. This artwork belongs to the realm of farm animal novelty designs and relies on a bold, illustrative style to deliver its message.
The Right Person For It
Poultry owners and chicken breeders notice the specific reference to being a 'Chicken Lady' first. Gifting this dreamt chicken with apron to a rancher acknowledges their daily dedication to raising domesticated birds. It gets worn in real situations where practical protection meets a need for self-deprecating humor about one's career path.
Details Worth Asking About
Is the neck strap adjustable? Yes, the strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a secure fit. This range accommodates most adults and allows you to tighten the apron for a snug fit while working or loosening it for comfort during long shifts in the coop.
Does the print withstand washing? The ink durability is designed to handle regular cleaning cycles without fading. Since the design uses solid blocks of yellow, white, and red, the contrast remains sharp after repeated washes, ensuring the slogan stays readable season after season.
What does the phrase actually mean? The text uses sarcasm to describe growing up into a specific role rather than a childhood fantasy. It implies that while you may not have planned to become a 'super sexy' farmer, you are succeeding at it anyway, turning a potential disappointment into a badge of honor.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Lady Chicken aprons
- Which design best represents serious poultry keeping?
- The professional chicken with apron design is ideal for those who view their hobby as a dedicated craft. It features clean lines and respectful imagery that honors the skill involved in managing a healthy flock. This choice stands out among the more playful options by focusing on dignity and expertise rather than comedy.
- Are these designs suitable for complete beginners?
- Yes, the cute chicken with apron and funny chicken with apron styles are welcoming to newcomers. They use lighthearted graphics that acknowledge the learning curve without judgment. These choices help beginners feel part of the community while they master the basics of coop maintenance and bird care.
- How do I choose between the humor-focused options?
- Select the funny farmer chicken with apron if you enjoy traditional rural jokes. Choose the run chicken with apron for designs highlighting active, energetic scenes. Consider the fluent chicken with apron for artistic takes on bird behavior. Each offers a distinct tone to match your personal sense of humor regarding farm life.
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