Crow Raven
Allen Ravens Apron Featuring an Attempt Murder Pun
Allen ravens apron - Two ravens in front of forest silhouette with attempt murder text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Allen Ravens Apron Featuring an Attempt Murder Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The allen ravens apron puts the phrase ATTEMPTED MURDER across the front panel, and the text lands as a pun on the collective noun for crows. Wearing it signals appreciation for literary wordplay and dark humor, and readers who love Edgar Allan Poe or ornithology jokes feel this was made for them.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork centers on two black ravens positioned in front of a dark forest silhouette within a rectangular frame. Above the birds, horizontal stripes in orange, yellow, and teal suggest a stylized sunset background that contrasts with the beige tones of the surrounding space. The lettering appears in a weathered, distressed font that matches the gritty texture of the illustration below. Together, the visual elements and the printed words form a cohesive piece of vintage-inspired graphic art that plays on avian terminology.
The Right Person For It
This item appeals to cooks who enjoy literary references and dark humor in their kitchen gear. A fan of Edgar Allan Poe or someone looking for a spooky yet funny gift will recognize the clever wordplay immediately. It fits perfectly into everyday cooking situations where durability meets personality, allowing the wearer to express their taste for gothic puns while preparing meals.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the dimensions of the apron body and waist ties? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. Each side has a 42-inch waist tie that provides extra length for tying securely in front, accommodating different body shapes and layers of clothing comfortably.
How does the ink hold up after repeated washing cycles? The print uses durable inks designed to withstand laundering without fading or cracking significantly. The distressed aesthetic actually helps mask minor wear, meaning the vintage look remains intact even after multiple washes and normal kitchen use.
Does the design reference a specific literary work or just general bird lore? The design references general ornithological folklore rather than a specific book excerpt. It plays on the traditional term for a group of crows or ravens being called a murder, turning that fact into a humorous visual statement through typography and imagery.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crow Raven aprons
- Who enjoys the crow meme apron most?
- People who love internet culture and dark humor appreciate this design. It resonates with those who understand the viral jokes surrounding crows and their clever behaviors. Fans of witty, modern commentary on social media often select this piece for its relatable and humorous nod to online trends and bird intelligence.
- What makes the raven halloween apron unique?
- This design specifically targets Halloween celebrations by featuring iconic raven imagery associated with the spooky season. It appeals to those who enjoy festive attire that nods to classic horror tropes without being overly scary. The theme fits perfectly for autumn events, parties, or anyone wanting to takes in the magical and mysterious atmosphere of October.
- How does the murder bird apron differ from others?
- The murder bird apron plays on the collective noun for crows, offering a clever wordplay twist. It suits birdwatchers and language enthusiasts who appreciate ornithological facts presented in a smart format. Unlike purely decorative options, this design adds an educational layer to your kitchen attire, sparking conversations about avian social structures.
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